JOHN BENTON'S NEW PODCAST - "PHAT GUYS ON FANTASY"
Ken
Exposing the Liberal Lie through current events and history. “Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.” ****** "We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free." RONALD REAGAN
Two Reagan conservatives who believe that the left has it wrong and just doesn't get it!
Empty promises, no substance, nothing but rhetoric and good sounding speeches. Maybe women are actually passing our from lack of nourishment rather than Obamamania. Then again these are liberals we are talking about!
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ROYAL OAK, Mich. -- A community theater group in Royal Oak is lifting the lid on its latest fundraising plans. The Detroit Free Press reports toilet seats ornately decorated by artists will be auctioned March 20 to raise money for Stagecrafters.
A public preview is Wednesday at the Baldwin Theatre. A production of "Urinetown: The Musical" starts next month, and the group wanted an appropriately irreverent fundraiser.
The seats' names include "Royal Flush," for one with playing cards, and "Bottom of the 9th," for another with Detroit Tiger stripes. Development Director Lesley Phillips says most of the seats are functional. "Urinetown" is a Tony-winning Broadway musical about a town where people have to pay to go to the bathroom.
Sir Thomas Crapper the man credited with popularizing the toilet would be proud! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Farewell to the father of modern Conservatism. May he enter the Pearlie gates from the right gate and find Ronald Reagan there to welcome him in.
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - PORT TOWNSEND, Wash. -- Police arrested a suspect less than half an hour after a bank robbery in Port Townsend thanks to witnesses who pointed to the apartment building a block away where he fled. Police arrested the 40-year-old man in his apartment building Monday and recovered money taken from the Kitsap Bank branch.
Sgt. Ed Green says witnesses thought it was odd when they watched the man pull a stocking over his head before the heist. And a half-dozen people pointed to the apartment building and said, "He went there." This one will be filed in the, "WELL DUH, " category! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Could Texas be the final showdown for Hillary ? Will the Lone Star State be the knockout blow for her aspirations to win the Democrat nomination ? Tune in Wednesday March 5 the day after the Primary ....same Bat time, same Bat channel.
Ken Taylor
This video reveals the inexperience and general lack of concern for the military and the security of The United States that Barack Obama has.
This message sounds more like a throw back to the eighties as Obama is calling for a Nuclear freeze, negotiations with Russia to , "take our weapons off hair trigger alert, " and seeking a ban on Nuclear weapons.
Does this man not realize that all of the talk and rhetoric that he displays in his eloquent fashion will have no effect on the Nuclear threat that Iran is developing ? Does he really believe that Ahmadinejad is going to listen to Barack Obama and say, "Oh my this fellow is seeking a Nuclear ban so we must stop our Uranium enrichment now ?"
The United States has always been on the cutting edge in the development of new and sophisticated weaponry. Our weapons technology in nearly every aspect of development has been second to none which has given our troops and Commanders a distinct advantage over any enemy that we have and could possibly face.
Now this liberal is calling to, "slow our development of future combat systems." This move alone will leave our men and women in the field without the necessary means to continually have the most advanced and sophisticated weaponry in the world. A move that will make them vulnerable to an enemy who could possibly have a greater advanced system then those that are being used by The United States.
He talks of refusing to weaponize space. Again another throw back to the eighties. China and Russia have already shown that they have the technology to weaponize space and if Obama has his way we will be vulnerable to countires who have the technology already. Just because he says HE won't, does not mean that they will also stop.
The only measure that we have ever had against an enemy and a potential enemy is a stronger defense and the means to deter the weaponry and technology of other nations with greater advancements in technology and being ahead of the weaponry curve. Now Obama wants to take that strategic advantage away from The United States and dillusionally believe that other nations will follow suite.
The only thing that will happen with this type of policy is that those very nations will continue their development of advanced and space based weaponry while the United States falls behind leaving the nation and our men and women in the field vulnerable and falling to a second class military power.
We have not been a second class military power since before WWII when our weakness militarily was a key factor in the rise of Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan because both countries had a strategic advantage over The United States and our allies at the time. An advantage that they used in order to take over Europe, North Africa, The Far East and promting the attack on Pearl Harbor.
It was only after the isolationism and the advacments in our military began that we had the ability to end the totalitarian rule of Japan and Nazi Germany.
We have been that worlds most powerful nation since then and now Barack Obama wants to reverse that, taking us back to the days when we were behind in our military strength, our weaponry and vulnerable to attack.
From the stand point of International terrorism and especially Islamic Fanatics, does Obama not understand that strength is the only means that these finatics recognize ? Does he not realize that reducing our military capability will be seen as weakness and they will use that as an advantage in promoting further and greater attacks both here in The United States and in other countries of the World ?
This is the man who wants to be Commander in Chief. A CIC who will allow military vulnerability, take away our strategic technological weapons advantage, negotiate away our strategic strength and say to the world, "here we are world, weakened and ready...come and get us!"
Ken Taylor
In 1836 brave men made one last stand at the Alamo to save Texas and give birth to the Republic of Texas a place where honest men could make a life for they and their families. Hillary now makes her last stand in Texas to save her political hide and find a place in Washington where she can lie, cheat , and steal her way to political power for her and her family.
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW YORK -- A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name. Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account.
Lovell said he was told it was his and he could withdraw the money.
Prosecutors said the bank - which advertises itself as America's Most Convenient Bank - confused Lovell with a Benjamin Lovell who works for a property management company.
The lesser-funded Lovell gave away some of the withdrawn money and blew some of it on gifts, but lost much of it on bad investments, prosecutors said.
"America's Most Convenient Bank." I'll say. Stop in today and help yourself to any account, even if it isn't yours. Have a nice day. THAT is customer service....big time!!!! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Fainting, passing out, goo, goo eyes and screaming for the Democrat Rock Star, Barack Obama. Elect him and people will faint, pass out and scream at Barack Obama for other reasons like, taking our money, expanding government, and surrendering to Islamic Terrorism.
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LEXINGTON, Ky. -- A Danville family has received an $8,000 water bill for house they say they haven't lived in for more than two years. The granddaughters of Lurlene Gray say they are stuck with the high bill that covers part of January and February. Sherlene Tucker told WKYT in Lexington that she paid the last bill she received, about $35 to cover the period from October 9 through December 11. Tucker said her mother owns the house, but she went to a nursing home two years ago.
The ground around the home isn't saturated and there are no apparent signs of a leak.
Tucker says she was told by a water company employee that the $8,000 bill was not a clerical error. The water was turned off yesterday, but the family is asking the city for an explanation.
I'll give the family an explanation. A City government screwed up. So what else is new ? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Geritol Commies. Fidel and Raul. A new, "President, " but the same old dictatorial ways. Ahhh Cuba land of corrupt Communist blunders. A Hollywood favorite!
Ken Taylor
The Big Conservative dog is pouncing on McCain and if he knows what is good for him the time to listen is now. The time to act is now. The time to acknowledge Conservative policy is now.
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW YORK -- Finding your better half this Valentine's Day could be as easy as hailing a taxi - especially if Ahmed Ibrahim is in the driver's seat. The 53-year-old cupid cab driver, as he refers to himself, has spent the past few years playing matchmaker to lonely New Yorkers, setting up more than 70 dates. Nineteen have led to relationships that lasted more than a year.
Ibrahim planned to decorate his yellow cab with red and white hearts and roses for Thursday.
"I've organized so many dates, and it really makes me feel good about it," Ibrahim said. "I've not had one complaint." Ibrahim said he offers his matchmaking services to passengers he evaluates by listening to conversations and asking a few questions. He then exchanges phone numbers and e-mail addresses.
How does that song from , "Fiddler On The Roof, " go ? Oh yeah......, "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, call me a Cab...." - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
No substance, no experience, no platform, no business being President. Barak Obama no WAY!!!!
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - PHOENIX -- A partially mummified body was found in a bathtub filled with dirt in an apartment that was stacked to the ceiling with garbage and human waste. Owners of the small, standalone unit thought it had been abandoned in August, when rent stopped being paid, Phoenix police Sgt. Joel Tranter said Monday.
Tranter said the owners didn't decide to do anything about the filthy apartment until last week, when they paid other tenants in the complex to clean it out. He said the cleaners began by removing garbage and boxes and buckets filled with human waste. When they made their way to the bathroom Friday, they found the bathtub filled with dirt and covered with plastic, a sheet and plywood. When they started shoveling the dirt out, they found the leg of a body and called police, Tranter said.
He described the body as part skeleton and partly mummified, and that it had been there at least several years. "Very unusual, very bizarre," Tranter said. "This guy was literally buried in the bathtub."
Can anyone say Norman Bates ? In the movie he mummified his mom, maybe this was his dad! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
If this guy were looking for a job with the, "exhaustive, " resume he has I beleive he might be qualified for McDonalds. Then again even they require more experience than Obama !
Ken Taylor
Hillary Care, massive entitlements, government intervention in all aspects of our lives. If she is elected do we change the name of our country to, " The United States Of The Soviet Socialist Republic ?"
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - OAKLAND PARK, Fla. -- Broward County authorities said a grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park. Eight others were also arrested Friday at or near the home of Henrietta Corvin Daise, 62. Many of them were her grandchildren. Jail records show Daise posted $7,500 bail Saturday.
The Broward County Sheriff's Office said deputies conducted a search warrant on her home and found Daise with powder cocaine stuffed in her bra. Deputies also found 20 crack cocaine rocks, four grams of powder cocaine, marijuana and $1,000 in cash.
Kind of puts a new twist on the cross your heart bra, "lift and seperate and get high." - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Karl Marx would be proud of Hillary's Socialist agenda. After all much of it can be found in his writings AND in the Communist Manefesto.
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BEIJING -- An animal rights group called Monday for China to treat rats with kindness and respect, as millions across the nation begin to celebrate the coming Year of the Rat. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, said it has asked the Chinese government to consider animal welfare laws for rats used in laboratory experiments.
The group also recommended a series of guidelines for animals used in science. "Rats sing, they dream, and they express empathy for others," Coco Yu of PETA's Asia-Pacific branch said in a statement.
I wonder how many in PETA would sing the praises of the rat if they were crawling through their cabinets and nibbling on their Cheerios ? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
"Down boy, down boy....heal, sit stay." These are the new campaign plans for Bubba straight from the Hillary Camp. If you think he's bad now how much worse would he be as First Hubby!
Ken Taylor
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