THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

As our enemies sense a weakness in the Presidency all Obama can do is whine to the UN and say naughty, naughty to Ahmadinejad and Kim Jung Il.







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - DETROIT — An agent used surveillance cameras to confirm a smelly suspicion: Someone had been urinating in a freight elevator at an Internal Revenue Service data center in Detroit. Authorities filed a criminal charge Tuesday against Michael Hicks. In an affidavit, treasury agent Delmaria Scott says she interviewed Hicks in January 2008 and he admitted urinating in the elevator for months.


Scott says Hicks did it "because he felt he could get away with it." It cost $4,600 to clean the elevator. Hicks, who was a contract employee at the IRS, is charged with damaging federal property.

The IRS smells enough on its own without having to relieve ones self in an elevator. But I guess it's the thought that counts ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up









Nothing matters in the selection of a Supreme Court Justice other than judicial qualifications. So let's look at Sotomayor's since Obama obviously did not. 60% of her decisions over turned by the SCOTUS, believes that the courts, "make policy," discriminates in her decisions by race and gender in favor of minorities and Latino women. Not exactly a stellar record for the highest court in the land.







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SAN DIEGO — In an apparent senior prank gone awry, 13 students at San Ysidro High School were caught by San Diego police Tuesday morning in the process of moving dozens of desks and chairs. One student apparently had a master key to the school’s classrooms and offices. The students were moving the furniture after midnight to a playing field to spell out ‘09. But a silent burglar alarm alerted police.


The students were cited for trespassing and curfew violation. Officials said the students will be required to pay the cost of installing a new key system and for the overtime paid to janitors to move the furniture.

Hey at least give the kids credit, they could count to nine, which in most government schools is an accomplishment for seniors! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

No longer General Motors but now Government Motors. Still keeping the GM logo but thanks to its new owner, Barack Obama, the company will NEVER make a car anyone will want to buy again!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SALT LAKE CITY — Never mind the ick factor. A Utah boy is trying to get into the record books by covering his face with live snails. Eleven-year-old Fin Keheler, from Sandy, allowed 43 of the slimy mollusks to be put on his face Saturday. He wants the Guinness World Records to verify his effort.

The Guinness web site says the record set in 2007 for snails on the face for 10 seconds is eight. The boy says he has since learned the record was 36. Fin made three attempts on Saturday. While he was sitting back in a reclining chair, snails gathered from neighbors' gardens were carefully placed on his face. Those that remained for at least 10 seconds were counted.

Why would ANYONE even want to try this as a record the first time much less try and top it....yuck! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama tries to continue to mesmerize everyone into thinking that he

is,"correcting," the wrongs of the Bush administration. So now according to Obama, it was wrong to protect this nation. It was wrong that during Bush's time at the helm that there was not another attack on the US after 9/11 BECAUSE of his policies. Now under Obama it's is wrong to call them terrorists, wrong to call it war, wrong to keep dangerous prisoners at a secure location in Cuba and wrong to think of terrorist as anything but criminals.

Ken Taylor