THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

GM has announced it is considering moving its headquarters from Detroit. Little did they know that they already have and that come June 1st when bankruptcy is filed the Feds will own 60% and the UAW the other 40%. So long General Motors and hello Government Motors.






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - BELLEVUE, Wash. — Fire officials in Washington state say a sunny day and a dog's glass water bowl combined to cause a blaze that charred the back of a home. Bellevue Fire Department Lt. Eric Keenan says investigators determined the glass bowl of water focused sunlight enough to act like a magnifying glass and start the fire on the home's wood deck Sunday.

Investigators said there was no electrical wiring or other possible cause. Wow, talk about bizarre ! I guess Fido needed to move his bowl. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







And now ladies and gentleman in the center ring on the high wire is Nancy Pelosi. Watch as she juggles the truth, spins the lie and points her ever expanding lying Pinocchio nose everywhere. See her tell how everyone lied but her and watch as her tight rope snaps and Pelosi comes a tumblin' down !





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - JACKSON, Tenn. — There's bargain Beethoven to be had in Jackson. In a bid to lure new subscribers to its six-concert season, The Jackson Symphony is cutting the price in half for new subscriptions.

Orchestra Executive Director Matthew Stover said this means people who haven't ever subscribed or who haven't had a recent subscription can see all the concerts at prices ranging from $27.50 to $112.50. The symphony begins its 49th season on Sept. 19 with a performance entitled "Beethoven, Barbecue and Football."

Hey Bret Farve is trying to come out of retirement AGAIN. Maybe he can quarterback the Jackson Symphony's football team for their first performance! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







Trying to spin that he favors life, Obama put on the dog at Notre Dame. But his actions speak much louder than his words. Executive order for government funding of over seas abortions, reversing the ban on stem cell research and pushing for the freedom of choice act. Yep he sure favors life.....NOT!







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser. Park spokesman Al Nash says a 23-year-old man on Tuesday was fined $750 and placed on three years of unsupervised probation for urinating, being off trail in a restricted area and taking items from the area. The man also was banned from Yellowstone for two years.

The second employee’s case is pending. The park’s dispatch center was called after someone watching a webcam on the geyser saw six employees leaving the trail and walking on Old Faithful on May 4. The geyser was not erupting at the time.

They are lucky that Old Faithful wasn't erupting while they were doing their business or they would have pulled back a burned off stub ! These are the definition of idiots! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







So let's see the guy, Obama, who has stated that he does not want to run an auto company, fires GM's CEO, gives 55% of Chrysler to the UAW, cuts their advertising budget by 50%, plans on taking 60% of GM when they file for bankruptcy June 1st and now tells them what cars to build and sets standards that dictate how they must build them. Yep sure sounds like he doesn't want to run a car company!


Ken Taylor