THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Primary race is nearly over and Obama is closing in on the finish but his baggage and the carnage from the campaign will leave a nominee whose race has already been run.



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ROME - A court in Sicily has ruled that an accused Mafioso can be put under house arrest because he is too fat for any Italian jail. Salvatore Ferranti, who weighs 210 kg (462 pounds), was allowed to go home after spending six months in four Italian prisons, his lawyer told Reuters, confirming a local newspaper report.

Guards at the first two prisons said they constantly needed to help Ferranti, 36, get dressed and undressed, move about and go to the bathroom. Guards at other prisons said there was no bed big enough for him, that he could not get through the bathroom door, and that they would be at a loss if he had to be taken to a hospital in an emergency. Ferranti was accused of being a member of the Mafia clan once headed by Salvatore Lo Piccolo, the "boss of bosses" arrested last November.

Lawyer Raffaele Bonsignore filed a motion with a court in Palermo to release him under house arrest because he suffered from "grave obesity", calling it "a pathology incompatible with prison". I'll be willing to bet that soon we will find lawyers using the defense of a large criminal being, " a pathology incompatible with prison, " as a means of getting a guilty client off! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The only result of Obama, "sitting, " down and talking with people like Acmanutjob of Iran is emboldening the radicals and giving credibility to their murderous and fanatical terrorism. Neville Chamberlain would be proud of Obama the appeaser.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - TOKYO - Two sisters hid $56 million (28 million pounds) cash in cardboard boxes in what may be Japan's biggest-ever tax dodge, media said. Hatsue Shimizu, 64, and Yoshiko Ishii, 55, were arrested on suspicion of hiding a stash of yen they inherited from their father, a real estate investor from the western Japanese city of Osaka, the English-language Daily Yomiuri said on Wednesday.

The sisters are thought to have begun withdrawing money from their father's bank accounts a few years before his death in 2004, the Yomiuri said. They then declared only a fraction of their inheritance and paid a comparatively small amount in tax, it added. The Yomiuri said Shimizu told prosecutors she had forgotten about the cash, much of which was hidden in her garage, while Ishii admitted the allegations.

Yeah they forgot...give me a break ! That would be like forgetting that when your stomach is growling its time to eat. Sheesh! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Gorwellion crowd will find any way possible to twist their junk science into , "proving, " that the Earth is being destroyed by , "man made Global Warming." Now that the same computers that through a glitch predicted rising temperatures in 2000, then after the glitch was corrected now shows Global cooling because of cooler Ocean temperatures, the GW weenie's still twist it to their favor for financial and political gain. Moonbat nut jobs at their worst !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HELSINKI - A Finnish library-goer apparently thought 'better late than never' and quietly returned a book on loan for more than 100 years to a library in Vantaa, in southern Finland.The library had long since lost track of the loan but welcomed back to its collections the bound copy of a 1902 volume of Vartija, an active religious monthly periodical at the time.

"We are unclear when exactly it was borrowed and who returned it. There weren't any documents with it," librarian Minna Saastamoinen told Reuters. "There is an old note attached to the book which says there is a fine of 10 pennies a week for late returns," she added. The library sticker inside the cover, and the old-fashioned handwriting on it, showed the book was last officially loaned out at the beginning of the last century, she said.

Boy talk about your slow reader ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Barack James Hussein Earl Carter Obama. If ever their was reincarnation Obama is proving it as he appeases like Jimmy, expects the American people to give up our freedoms by choosing what we drive and how we live AND expecting this Nation to seek permission from other countries especially European to get , "approval, " before we act on our behalf. Yep Jimmy Carter II The Sequel !

Ken Taylor