THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Bubba builds the still, Terry McAuliffe runs the still and Hillary and the rest of her campaign staff drain the jug dry thinking she can still win the nomination. But with the Clinton's one never says, "never!"


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MUSKOGEE, Okla. -- A 19-year-old freshman at the University of Oklahoma was elected mayor Tuesday of Muskogee, a city of 38,000 in the northeastern part of the state. With all precincts reporting, John Tyler Hammons won with 70 percent of the vote over former Mayor Hershel Ray McBride, said Muskogee County Election Board Secretary Bill Bull.

"The public placing their trust in me is the greatest, humbling and most awesome experience I've ever had in my life," said Hammons, who is from Muskogee but attends the university in Norman. The two candidates squared off in a runoff election for the nonpartisan post after neither secured 50 percent of the vote in a six-person election April 1.

Hammons, who will be sworn in next week, said he plans to continue his college education but expects to transfer to a school closer to Muskogee. "Being elected does not change my desire to continue my education," he said. "We will schedule our time in an appropriate fashion so that I can be mayor and stay in school."

Hey this could be the right guy for Barack Obama's running mate. Sounds like they have the same amount of experience ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Liberals have to be crying themselves to sleep every night as they watch the disintegration of the Democrat Party by the hands of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Keep up the great work Barack and Hillary !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HOLYHEAD, Wales -- A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday. Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones - aka Master Jonba Hehol - with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones - known as Master Mormi Hehol - bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said. The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life. We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle. "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached. Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand. "He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

It is obvious that the , "Force, " is NOT with any of these maroons! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

What lies beneath is the true essence of Barack Obama, Marxists/Socialist, big government, tax loving, anti - military liberal.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - DES MOINES, Iowa -- A college student whose friend was being questioned in a hit and run found himself charged with assaulting an officer with a curious choice of weapons: M&Ms.

Sean McGuire was arrested early Sunday at a convenience store after Drake University security guards noticed the colored candies falling on the ground around the officer. When the officer turned around, an M&M hit his shoulder, according to a police report.

McGuire claimed he threw the candy because he was "sticking up for his friend," who apparently was the man suspected in the accident, the report states. M&M's " melt in your mouth and not in your hand, "....or on the shoulders of a police officer. Obviously a lethal weapon! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrats and their Super Delegates diving into the Barack Obama sink hole of , "hope." When you jump on a band wagon without wheels it is an extremely short trip.

Ken Taylor