THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

You have to wonder, if Obama is elected, (which won't happen), as much as he apparently slept, ( "I don't remember Rev. Wright saying any of this" - so says Barack), through Jeremiah Wright's preaching, he might just do the same thing during a National Security briefing.


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HONOLULU -- May Day was Lei Day in Hawaii. Volunteers hoping to set a record for the world's longest lei strung together flowers that stretched for more than a mile at Kapiolani Park in Waikiki on Thursday, organizers said. Video, photos and witness statements documenting the lei, which measured 5,336 feet in length, will be sent to Guinness World Records, organizers said. Success seems all but certain, because organizers say there currently isn't a Guinness record for the world's longest lei.

I'd hate to see the guy that they whose neck they would place this lei on upon arricing a Honolulu International Airport ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

As the Democrat , " ho hum, " continues the candidates are like the Energizer Bunny, they keep saying the same think, over and over and over and over and over and over ...........

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW YORK -- He's known as Vinny Gorgeous, but convicted mob boss Vincent Basciano might want to trade up to Vinny Photogenic or Vinny Pulchritudinous. Some of his letters from federal prison, which are being intercepted and scrutinized by authorities, are full of such words as "thespian," "flippant" and "sagacious," his lawyer said Thursday.

A new form of gangland slang, or a coded message to fellow wise guys? No, attorney Ephraim Savitt said, just vocabulary Basciano wants the recipient - his 7-year-old son - to learn. "He wants the kid to go to college and be a success," Savitt said, claiming his client's fatherly aims are being frustrated by authorities' slow pace in reviewing the letters. Basciano "enjoys using $10 words and uses them correctly, I might add," his attorney said.

You know living as an example rather than a murderer would have made a better impression for success for his son than, "$10, " words in letter FROM PRISON! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Will Howard Dean get his wish for an end by June 2008 ? Will Hillary find yet another trip to lie about " Will Barack Obama expose yet another America hating friend ? Will Michele Obama loose her one proud moment in being an American if her husband doesn't get the nomination ? Stay tuned for yet another chapter in the continuing Soap Opera, "The Days of Their Liberals."

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - FORT WORTH, Texas -- Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious - perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off, according to investigators.

Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after posting $3,750 bail. Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check, according to police. In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

How did the old commercial go, " this is your brain, this is your brain on marijuana......" I think this is a good example of the meaning of THAT commercial. 360 BILLION DOLLAR CHECK ?!?!?! SHEESH ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Paying the price for twenty years of liberal environmental whaco control of our energy future through their friends in the Democrat Party !

Ken Taylor