THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

You ever notice that Obama is extremely articulate and his words are carefully chosen......except when they come back to bite him in the butt ? Then he, " may not have chosen his words well." However you said it Barack you said what you meant to say!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW ORLEANS -- Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti looked down at the litter of empty oyster shells in front of him and savored the sweet taste of victory. For Crazy Legs Conti, the bitter taste of defeat could be washed away only by beer. The Acme World Oyster Eating championship belt - leather, with a silver dish featuring an oyster on the half-shell - hung on Bertoletti's skinny hips. The 22-year-old Chicago resident took the title Saturday by slurping 35 dozen of the big bivalves in eight minutes.

"I could probably do a couple dozen more, especially if they were charbroiled," said Bertoletti, who holds the endurance oyster-eating record, having downed 53 1/2 dozen in 2007 before calling it quits. "Although they're great raw." Conti, the defending champion, tied for third, sucking down 24 dozen.

By the way for those of you who do not know the proper way of eating an Oyster...well here goes...first you tie a string on it then you swallow and pull the string, swallow and pull the string, swallow and pull the string. That way you can savor ALL of the taste ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

So then who is responsible for our energy problems ? The oil companies or the enviro whacos supported by the liberal Congress ?

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LOS ANGELES -- A jury acquitted a man of smuggling endangered iguanas in his hollowed-out prosthetic leg but convicted him of concealing and possessing the endangered species. The jury rejected charges Thursday that Jereme James stole Fiji Island banded iguanas while visiting the South Pacific in September 2002. The neon-green-striped iguana is an endangered species, prosecutors said. However, James faces a maximum possible sentence of 20 years in prison when sentenced July 14.

I guess there is more than one way to , "get a leg up on the competition ! " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

She calls them missteps, everyone else knows they are LIES. Either way her own mouth has become her worst political and campaign enemy!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - WILMINGTON, N.C. -- Traffic was backed up and police were called to control the crowd after a Wilmington gas station accidentally set the pump price at 35 cents a gallon. The Wilmington Star-News reported Friday that hundreds of drivers flooded a BP station for the cheap gas after the price dropped around 9 a.m. Thursday.

Station employee Shane Weller said the price for premium gasoline was supposed to be $3.35 a gallon. He complained that customers paid the cheaper price all day without saying a word.
It was all the extra traffic that led station employees to the mistake around 6 p.m. They found it after calling their district manager, looking for permission to changing the price as a way of stemming the flow of customers.

One has to wonder how it took EIGHT hours to notice a $3.00 mistake. I guess the long lines were not a CLUE BEFORE 6 PM ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Jimmy Carter - failed President, appeaser, enemy sympathizer and TRAITOR!

Ken Taylor