THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away........." AGAHHHAHA No not a long time ago and not far, far away but right now and today Bubba the Hut and Darth Hillary, ( I believe that character applies better than Princess Leia), are looking to create their on Socialist Empire from Washington DC. She is no Rocky Balboa but a Sith Lord is a distinct possibility!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MADRID, Spain -- A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest. Police and the Crespo Funeral Home said Wednesday they had no idea what the 23-year-old Spanish man was trying to steal in the March 17 break-in at Burjassot, a small town just outside Valencia.

Neighbors living nearby alerted police when they heard the front door of the business being forced open in the middle of the night. Police officers arrived with the owner, and eventually found the suspect lying on a table in a glassed-in chamber used for viewings of deceased people during wakes, a local police official said from Burjassot.

"The custom here is for dead people to be dressed in suits, in nice clothes that look presentable. This guy was in everyday clothes that were wrinkled and dirty. He was trying to fake being dead, but he was breathing," the officer said.

I know the perfect epitaph for this guy, " Here lies a stupid thief. Who though he could look dead and fake police. They saw he was breathing and arrested him screaming. And now he lies in jail un-deceased!" - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Anyone who states that if his children were to make a mistake, (in other words premarital sex), and he did not want them, "punished, " by having a baby is an idiot who views unborn life as an inconvenience rather than a blessed new baby and new life.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BUFFALO, N.Y. -- A Buffalo man is accused of picking what may be the worst possible place to stash some drugs while police were looking on. Two Buffalo police officers were checking out drug activity in a neighborhood late Monday night when they spotted Bernard Fincher Jr., 25, walk up to a doughnut box, pick up a white object and place it in his pocket.

Police told The Buffalo News that Fincher walked away, then went back and placed a white object back in the box. The officers moved in and checked out the carton, which was empty of doughnuts but contained some crack cocaine.

Maybe the guy will name his company, ( if he gets out of jail), "Crackin Doughnuts." I know the name is lame but it was the best I could come up with at the moment! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

After Bubba's fiasco tantrum with the California Super Delegates maybe putting them on ice will be the only way Hillary can get their vote!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LAKE CHARLES, La. -- Police officers suspected that a car they had pulled over was stolen, so they called the registered owner and left a message. But when the owner called back, officers say, she apparently thought the message was from a drug dealer, and she was busted for allegedly trying to buy crack cocaine.

"Officers put in a lot of energy to close a case, so we never mind getting one on sheer luck and stupidity," Lake Charles police Sgt. Mark Kraus said of last week's arrest. He said officers Hope Kingery and George Miller stopped a vehicle for a traffic violation and the driver could not produce identification or a valid driver's license. Miller called the car's registered owner and left a message, but in the meantime they determined that the vehicle wasn't stolen and allowed the driver to leave, Kraus said.

About an hour later, Miller got a call on his cell phone from the apparent owner of the car "who stated that she would like to buy $150 in crack," Kraus said. Miller agreed to a meeting, which led to the arrest of Jill Foreman, 33, and fiance Larry Rieck, 49, both of Sulphur.

So much for caller ID !?!?!?! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary and Obama delivering the knockout blow to the Democrat Party and their 2008 bid for The White House. Hey maybe there is a comparison to Rocky Balboa after all!!!!

Ken Taylor