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HISTORICAL QUOTE OF THE WEEK - "Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other." ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Thursday, March 27, 2008

THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Three AM phone call. Someone should teach , "Mr. Experience, " HOW to answer the phone first!!! Not a toon but just could not resist adding to today's funnies!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Myrtle Beach, SC -- This actually happened last night right here in my neck of the woods. A man arrived at one of the local hospitals with a gun shot wound in the shoulder. When police questioned him about the wound he stated that a man in a black leather jacket shot him at a local restaurant.

Police went to the restaurant to investigate and found the , "victims, " car with a revolver in the front seat containing a spent round as well as a stash of marijuana. Upon checking out the, "victims, " record they also discovered that he was a convicted felon.

As it turns out the, "victim, " shot HIMSELF in the shoulder with the revolver that he had acquired illegally as he was already a convicted felon along with an illegal substance , (pot), in his possession which makes three strikes. The felon is still in the hospital recovering from his wound under police guard awaiting a full recovery and a trip back to prison for violating parole, having an illegal substance and being a convicted felon with a weapon. As Bugs Bunny says, "what a maroon! " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up




Dodging bullets from the press concerning ALL of her past deeds is what Hillary does best. That's if and when the press decides to stop giving this habitual liar a free pass!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BOSTON -- Call them Pavlov's fish: Scientists are testing a plan to train fish to catch themselves by swimming into a net when they hear a tone that signals feeding time.

If it works, the system could eventually allow black sea bass to be released into the open ocean, where they would grow to market size, then swim into an underwater cage to be harvested when they hear the signal.

What's next, teaching them to coat themselves in batter and hop inside a fryer? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up


Talk about the pot calling the kettle......well you know the rest. Obama and Hillary twenty plus years in a relationship that has become a political embarrassment. The difference is Hillary married hers!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CHICAGO -- An alleged thief wasn't fazed when workers at a Chicago muffler shop told him a safe he wanted to rob wasn't open. He just asked them to give him a call when their boss returned with the combination. The 18-year-old got a call. But so did Chicago police.

When Ruben Carate returned to Velasquez & Sons Mufflers For Less on Monday, plainclothes Chicago police officers shot and wounded him in the leg. Carate was charged Tuesday with attempted armed robbery and aggravated assault of a police officer, the Cook County state's attorney's office said.

"He gave us his phone number when we told him we didn't have any money. He told us to call him back when the owner came back with the money and he was going to come back and rob him," said worker Tony Diaz. "It's pretty funny now, but it wasn't at the time," Diaz said.

A masked man entered the shop with a gun and demanded money around 8 a.m., said mechanic Jose Sida. Employees told him they carried little cash and couldn't open the safe, so the man left two numbers to call when the owner came in, Sida said.

"No one could make this up," said police Lt. Scott Schwieger. The man returned around noon, wearing the same mask and clothing, he then tangled with police and tried to run and officers opened fire wounding him in the leg.

Wonder if he was with Verizon and asked, "can you here me now ?!?!?!?" - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrat Super Delegates deciding on which candidate to vote for to receive the nomination. Hillary the liar or Barack the....well liar!!!

Ken Taylor

8 Comments:

Blogger Gayle said...

No, you really can't make this stuff up, Ken. Truth is indeed much stranger than fiction! Of course I snagged that Hillary cartoon! LOL!

BTW: I couldn't get the first picture to load. I don't know whether it's the picture or my browser.

11:14 AM, March 27, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Democrats have pretty well sabotaged themselves for the coming general election, no matter which of the two reigning critters run.

While our own candidate is also on the dubious side (from a conservative POV), he has nothing on Hussein or Hillary where reasons "not to vote for" are concerned.

No matter what one might say about McCain, unlike his two potential opponents, he is an honest man. He doesn't have to lie or otherwise obfuscate to attract votes. It's more like "This is the real me, vote for me or don't".

I'd rather not, but he far outweighs the other potential choices, so...

The idiot you described above who left his phone number to be contacted when there might be money in the safe is actually not as rare as one might think: When I worked security in a casino, we actually ran across (and arrested) more than one parolee who, finding it difficult to adjust on "the outside", went out of his way to get arrested again, just to get back into the "3 hots & a cot" incarceration system.

Talk about Helsinki syndrome!

12:06 PM, March 27, 2008  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

This was some funny stuff Ken lol,

Not only is Osama holding the phone upside down but it's 12:00 not 3:00 LMAO!

2:25 PM, March 27, 2008  
Blogger Ottavio (Otto) Marasco said...

Wonder if Hillary will pull out before convention day? Either way, scary to think that only McCain stands between one of them and the title commander-in-chief.

6:49 PM, March 28, 2008  
Blogger Mike's America said...

Hillary made the point this week that you can't choose members of your family but you can choose which church to go to.

She did of course "choose" Bill Clinton, so not sure how well her argument stands up.

And she sure was "under fire" from Ken Starr. Just not in Bosnia!

She's lied for so long she can't tell the difference between a lie and the truth.

And Obama is just as bad.

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