THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Climategate reveals the truth that Global Warming is a hoax and a fraud. So how do the lefties react ? Ignoring the truth as usual !





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - TOLEDO, Ohio — A book has been mailed back to an Ohio library after six decades, accompanied by an anonymous letter of remorse. The biography "Napoleon" by Emil Ludwig recently arrived at Toledo's main library, with a brief note that read: "I removed this book from your stacks in 1949 and did not check it out. I apologize. It's an excellent book and in good condition."

The person who signed it "An ex-Toledoan" also wrote, "Carrying guilt for 60 years is a terrible thing." Library spokeswoman Rhonda Sewell says the package, with its Beverly Hills, Calif., postmark, came as a shock.

I'll bet you could retire on the late fine for this book! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







2009 - a year which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by liberal and Marxist forces of the Empire of Barack Obama.






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - FERNDALE, Mich. — He could be called the "Bad Breath Bandit." Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who tellers say has crooked yellow teeth and particularly bad breath. The Detroit Free Press reports that Ferndale police say the man hit the same Charter One branch in October and again last week.

Lt. William Wilson says tellers remember the man as tall, thin and "having very offensive breath and real yellow teeth." Witnesses also say he looks and smells dirty. Police say he showed bank employees a note that demanded money. He implied he had a gun but tellers didn't see any weapon. The suspect escaped with about $1,000 in the latest robbery.

So if they catch this guy, will the police line him up for identification and have the tellers smell his breath. "Yes officer he's the one I would recognize that smell anywhere!" - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Democrats despite the overwhelming opposition to health care by the majority of the American people are determined to pass it anyway. So long Dems in 2010!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MINERAL POINT, Wis. (AP) — A 15-year-old cheddar made in Wisconsin, possibly the most mature cheese for sale in the country, is selling well despite the $50-per-pound price tag, its producer said Saturday. Hook's 15-year Sharp Cheddar, produced in 1994, went up for sale in a handful of outlets on Friday and has proven popular, said cheese maker Tony Hook.

"It started moving a lot faster than we expected," said Hook, 57, who — along with his wife and brother — runs Hook's Cheese Co in Mineral Point, Wisconsin. "People have been so excited about it." The cheddar began as part of a gigantic batch that weighed 5,200 pounds.

I just want to know, who cut the cheese! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The blame game continues. I understand that the White House Bathroom ran out of toilet paper and Obama told his staffer that George Bush took the last roll. What an idiot.

Ken Taylor