THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

91 days and counting since General McCrystal's request for more troops and Obama may, just may mind be near a decision.






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - TAMARAC, Fla. — Authorities in Florida are searching for an alleged bank robber with "notably bad breath" who asked a teller to fill an orange Halloween bag with cash. The Broward County sheriff's office says the man wore sunglasses when he held up the TD Bank branch in South Florida on Monday morning.

The man told a teller to fill the bag with cash and motioned toward his waistband. The teller didn't see a gun during the heist. Authorities believe the man fled the scene in a white Honda Accord.

Now we see what all the stink is about! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








The show trial in New York where terrorists will be given a platform to spew their vial and Obama the chance to put Bush policy on trial. Hmmm how many terrorists are there ? Let's see 5 who planned 9/11, Obama, Holder.......am I missing any ?

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - NEW YORK — You'll need to be 21 to take a bite out of this Thanksgiving turkey. New York City tavern owner Paul Hurley said he'll unveil what he is calling the nation's first 100-proof turkey on Monday. A spokesman for the owner of O'Casey's Tavern in Midtown Manhattan says that the bird is infused with fruit-flavored and 100-proof Georgi vodka for three days before being cooked.

The flavors of vodka include peach, raspberry, cherry and apple. The gravy is also laced with the distilled liquor. Out of concern for the danger of drinking-and-driving, the tavern is offering free taxi ride home to anyone who orders the turkey.

I've heard of and had deep fried turkey but never heard of getting fried from eating turkey. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







And the backlash is coming. We know who voted for health care and against the American people and your day is coming when the people fire you lousy butts!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CHISINAU, Moldova — Moldova's army is feeding its soldiers onions and garlic to help them ward off swine flu. Defense Ministry chief doctor Col. Sergiu Vasislita says about 1 ounce of onions and 0.5 ounces of garlic will be added to each soldier's daily diet. That roughly corresponds to a small onion and a couple of garlic cloves.

Onion and garlic are traditional remedies in Moldova where they are widely believed to boost the immune system. Vasislita said Thursday that the measure was taken after 24 soldiers fell sick with swine flu in the past two weeks. More than 1,000 Moldovans have swine flu with 90 new cases reported daily.

This remedy may not prevent the Swine Flu, but it will keep friends away from those who take the remedy so they won't catch it. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







Listen carefully to the parentage of Barack Obama. This is hilarious!



Ken Taylor

NOTE: The Liberal Lie Cartoon Gallery is normally posted on Thursday, but this week being Thanksgiving the Gallery has been moved up. Tomorrow I will be posting our Thankgiving article which will remain through Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.