THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Makes you wonder just what Obama learned while traveling to Russia !







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SALT LAKE CITY — It's a case of thief's remorse — more than three decades later. A man who says he stole a stop sign 35 years ago from a Salt Lake County road has mailed a $600 cashier's check — bearing an illegible signature — to the Utah Department of Transportation.

UDOT spokesman Nile Easton says he received a letter last week signed by "a very foolish youth" apologizing for taking the sign and wanting to set things right. In the letter the one-time thief says he prayed no one was injured because of his childish and thoughtless act. He explains that he tried to contact the road department to correct his youthful indiscretion but was told not to worry about it. After that, he sent the check. Easton says $600 will almost cover the cost and installation of three stop signs.

They say confession is good for the soul. Well maybe a check is also! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The first stimulus only stimulated the media hype. So in staying on course with the Obama agenda, why not follow one failure with another. ABSOLUTE INSANITY !

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - YORK, Maine — Two orange lobsters that look as though they've just emerged from a steamer pot are definitely alive and pinching in Maine. Jeremy Mirick, co-owner of the lobster pound at the York Fitness Center in York, Maine, says the two orange lobsters in his tank aren't for sale.

Officials at the New England Aquarium say orange lobsters are a one in 30 million rarity, but they've gotten reports of 10 to 12 of them in the region in the last two weeks. The reason is unknown, though color variations usually are genetic.

Come on the reason is obvious and it has nothing to do with genetics. The lobsters are either Clemson or Auburn fans and wanted to show their true colors. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

And the media over kill continues. Let's get back to reality and out of Neverland.

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SUFFOLK, Va. — Suffolk police say they now have a suspect to go with an image of a person who snapped a photo of himself with a cell phone belonging to the owner of the home he burglarized. Police say a 17-year-old Suffolk resident faces charges of burglary and larceny. They're not identifying him because he's underage.

The burglary happened in early June. Detectives think the person unsuccessfully tried to make a phone call using the phone, then used the camera function to photograph himself. People who saw the photo in news stories helped detectives identify the suspect.

Now this kid was an idiot ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Is Michelle growing ? I am reminded of the old movie from the 50's, "The Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman."



Ken Taylor