THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Rather than going after legitimate business legally trying to avoid the highest business taxes in the world, he should cut business taxes and then collect from his Treasury Secretary and buy himself another TelePrompter.

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - LOS ANGELES — A man was charged Tuesday with smuggling songbirds into the United States by hiding more than a dozen of them in an elaborate, custom-tailored pair of leggings during a flight from Vietnam to Los Angeles.

Sony Dong, 46, was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport in March after an inspector spotted bird feathers and droppings on his socks and tail feathers peeking out from under his pants, prosecutors said. “He had fashioned these special cloth devices to hold the birds,” said U.S. attorney spokesman Thom Mrozek. “They were secured by cloth wrappings and attached to his calves with buttons.”

I guess he never thought about the poop. I wonder if he would have tried to act like he was whistling if the,"songbirds," started singing. As Bugs Bunny would say, "what a maroon !" - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama - " Nothing to worry about folks, I have things under control. Your kids, grand kids and great grand kids will pay for whatever I can't take from your pockets now. So there's no need to fear Obamadog is here! "








YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CASCADE, Wis. — A Sheboygan County cheese company has reported about 12,000 gallons of milk missing from a silo. County sheriff's Capt. Dave Adams says the owner of Cascade Cheese Co. in Cascade thinks its an intentional act but authorities are still investigating whether it's an equipment malfunction.


Adams says a milk hauler found a cap that seals a pipe connected to the silo on the floor about 12:30 a.m. Monday. Most of the milk went down the sewer and some drained into a boiler room. Adams says the loss is estimated at $12,000 to $15,000. The milk was last seen in the silo at 6:45 p.m. Sunday. Adams says it's not a theft, ( WELL DUH), and there is no indication of equipment failure. He wouldn't comment Tuesday on possible suspects.

The owner of the milk company was overheard asking police , "got milk ?" - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up









Obama's real agenda and his true goal is to re-write the Constitution and create a ,"new," America in his own Socialist image. He certainly does not follow nor believe in the Constitution whose principles and laws have sustained this Nation since it was written providing true and stable freedom for all Americans.









YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — In the world of intercollegiate Ultimate Frisbee, it's ultimately not cool to go without pants. So said a student board that governs club sports at the University of Oregon when it ended a highly-ranked team's season after five players shed their pants and underwear April 11 during sectional play at Oregon State University in Corvallis.


The squad had already been on probation since November for serving alcohol to minors and making way too much noise at a party to end last season, resulting in fines and citations. Now the team, known as EGO (Eugene Gentlemen's Organization) is crying foul. "We put on the longest shirts we had," pleaded player Kevin Minderhout. "We have some jerseys that are pretty long."
Minderhout said the team feels "the decision to end the team season was pretty heavy."

I wonder is they broke into two squads and determined play by pants and pant less rather than shirts and shirtless. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up










Well many are urging Obama to select someone to replace David Souter who is more, "unconventional !"


Ken Taylor