THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Bailouts and mega spending are coming back to roost as the irresponsible administration of Barack Obama just keeps on rolling.





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MILWAUKEE — Two robbers leaving a Milwaukee jewelry store with cash and gems didn’t get far with the loot — another group of thieves robbed them as the pair left the crime scene. Police Lt. Thomas Welch says a fight broke out in the street Wednesday before the groups got in vehicles and a chase ensued.


Welch says officers pulled over both vehicles and arrested four people, including the original two robbers, ages 40 and 31, and two men from the second group, of ages 22 and 27. All four are from Illinois. But he says police didn’t recover any cash or jewelry and are searching for more suspects.

Hmmm maybe a third pair of robbers robbed, the second pair of robbers who robbed the first pair of robbers ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

You know up until now I have never heard a pig oink with a lisp! Frank even looks like a porker !

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - ASHBURNHAM, Mass. — Senior citizens in a Massachusetts community are telling a town official to keep his hands off their doughnuts. Francis "Bill" Johnson is chairman of the advisory board in Ashburnham, a 90-minute drive northwest of Boston. He said at a Council on Aging meeting this week that spending money on doughnuts and pastries for the local Senior Center's morning coffee club encourages unhealthy eating habits in a population that already has health issues.

Council on Aging board member Lorna Fields says Johnson has "overstepped his boundaries." She says that many seniors won't eat "carrot sticks and stuff" and that healthier items such as grapes and cheese are available. A cream-filled doughnut covered with sprinkles has about 350 calories. But 67-year-old Senior Center regular Betty Bushee tells the Telegram & Gazette of Worcester that no one has the right to tell seniors what to eat.

Two things you don't mess with, telling your elders what they can and can't do and never take away their jelly doughnuts. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

An incompetent Treasury Secretary hired by an incompetent President. Both proving their total incompetence more with each passing day!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - NEW YORK — A rare copy of the first comic book featuring Superman has sold for $317,200 in an Internet auction. The previous owner had bought it for less than a buck. It’s one of the highest prices ever paid for a comic book, a likely testament to the volume’s rarity and its excellent condition, said Stephen Fishler, co-owner of the auction site ComicConnect.com and its sister dealership, Metropolis Collectibles.

The winning bid for the 1938 edition of Action Comics No. 1, which features Superman lifting a car on its cover, was submitted Friday evening by John Dolmayan, drummer for the rock band System of a Down, according to managers at ComicConnect.com. “This is one of the premier books you could collect,” he said in a telephone interview. “It’s considered the Holy Grail of comic books. I talked to my client, and we made the move.”

Only about 100 copies of Action Comics No. 1 are known to exist and they seldom come up for sale. The man who had previously owned the book purchased it in a secondhand store in the early 1950s when he was nine years old. He paid 35 cents.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lot of money ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

With all of the red ink that Obama has used creating record deficit spending not only are the White House fountains flowing with red ink but ,"we the people, " are seeing red because of it also!

Ken Taylor