THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer. "The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged. He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
I guess using a biological WMD on a police officer can get you some time in the poky - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Nearly one month after the surpirse annoncement of Sarah Palin being the VP nominee and Obama and the Dems are still running scared of Sarahcudda !
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEWTON, N.J.— One New Jersey farm has a special attraction to go with the season's hay rides and corn mazes: a giant pumpkin catapult. A group of middle school students who became obsessed with the medieval weapon asked northern New Jersey farmers Anthony and Heidi Lentini if they could use physics to fling the big orange squash.
The couple, who have corn mazes on their Newton farm to attract customers, agreed. The half dozen boys, farmers and a technology teacher from Halsted Middle School began work in August and finished building the giant catapult this weekend. The farmers say the device is up and running and covering the farm with the smashed remains of damaged pumpkins.
This Halloween Linus will be in the Pumpkin Patch yelling , "look Charlie Brown, it's The Great Pumpkin ! " SPLAT! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Biden being Biden, shooting himself and his ticket in the foot and then taking that same foot and placing it right in his big mouth !
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MUMBAI, INDIA — Move over Harry Potter. Make way for Hari Puttar. Hari Puttar is set to hit cinema screens this week after an Indian court rejected a Warner Bros. lawsuit contending that the name was too close to its Harry Potter series.
The court said in its ruling Monday that people familiar with the Harry Potter movies and books would know the difference between that and the Indian film Hari Puttar — A Comedy of Terrors. The producers, Mirchi Movies, said the Puttar movie bore no resemblance to the famous boy wizard franchise. Warner Bros. spokeswoman Deborah Lincoln said the company was reviewing the judgment. She said the film infringed on the company's intellectual property rights.
I guess the elitists at Warner Brothers think the public is to STUPID to know the difference. Give me a break ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
As Obama gets caught with his hand in the Fannie, Freddie and Lehman Brothers cookie jar, he and the MSM are pointing fingers everywhere else.
Ken Taylor
18 Comments:
Leave it to NJ people! (sigh) I can say that cause unfortunately I happen to be one of them stuck here! LOL
I loved the cartoons especially Biden shooting himself in the foot! Classic.
Passing gas at an officer of the law, OMGosh, that had me laughing, but I'm not sure which is worse, the criminal or the cop? :-)
Good to see you dropping by Jennifer. The best NJ cut down that i have heard is, " If Jersey's so great then why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way." LOL
You know the guy had to be really drunk to let one loose on a police officer! Of course the officer, after regaining his ability to breath, could have laughed it off.
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer. Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
LMAO!
BTW Ken,
I stole yout Biden shooting himself in the foot cartoon :-)
This was a hillarious post Ken :-)
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