THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The VP is always the attacks dog but with Palin, McCain got a hockey mom who can field dress a moose and stand up to special interests and corruption. Sounds like a Grizzly to me!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEWTON, N.J. — A misprint in a telephone book has led to some callers dialing a phone sex service while trying to reach a New Jersey political organization. A listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee in Embarq's white pages sent people to a sultry female voice inviting them to pay for sex chat.

Embarq spokesman Glenn Lewis told the New Jersey Herald of Newton that a transposition error caused the last three digits of the Democrats' phone number to be misprinted. He said the listing has been corrected in Embarq's directory assistance database.

So what was the number 1-900-BARACK - O ? You have to wonder how many people continued the conversation ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Hollywierd gala put Obama in perfect company! Elitist liberal whacos with their elitist Marxist candidate.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - GREEN BAY, Wis. — A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.

According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.

A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl. A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.

Hmmm, I guess looking older and the bags under the eyes wasn't enough of a clue that SOMETHING was wrong! Yep that's a government school for you! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

You wonder if the Obamamessiah is maybe regretting his VP pick ?

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - FRESNO, Calif. — Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farm workers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing. Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house. The farm workers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage. Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

Don't let this one get out to much or the Democrats will try and outlaw spice rub and sausage as a dangerous weapon. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

No matter how you paint him Barack Obama is a typical tax and spend liberal who tries to claim he is new. The only change he brings is that he wants to tax more and spend a lot more than the average liberal Democrat.

Ken Taylor