THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOOn GaLLeRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Planting questions, planting lies, planting massive entitlements....tell us Hillary how else does your Socialist garden grow ?









YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - For those who don't mind splurging a bit this holiday season, a Japanese department store is offering a Christmas tree with 400 diamonds for a cool 1.8 million dollars.


Takashimaya department store chain is selling the tree -- actually a small tower of preserved roses with a teddy bear -- for a symbolic 200.7 million yen from Wednesday to kick off its year-end sales campaign.


The tree, which stands 16 inches high, features about 100 carats of diamonds from southern Africa and Australia, the department store said.


The smaller diamond pieces "sparkle charmingly like morning dew on petals, while two-carat and three-carat pieces mesmerise admirers with their noble glow," the store said in a statement



Kind of puts a hole new meaning to the Burl Ives song from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, "Silver and Gold. " The 21st Century version is, "Diamonds and Dummies! " YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

"Mr. Reid...Tear Down This Wall." To paraphrase the immortal words of President Reagan!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SOUTHWORTH, Wash. - A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said.

The 66-year-old man had been repairing a Lincoln Continental for two weeks at his home in Kitsap County northwest of Southworth, about 10 miles southwest of Seattle, and had gotten all but one of the lug nuts off the right rear wheel by Saturday afternoon, Kitsap County Deputy Scott Wilson said.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," Wilson said. Who was the BIGGER nut the lug .....or the man. You decide! YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Merry Christmas Usama from George and hie 300 million neighbors in the US of A. Hey at least there is SOME use for the Chicom toys!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - An Australian prison guard held hostage for two days was released after a ransom demand for pizzas was met. Up to 20 inmates at the Risdon Prison in Hobart, Tasmania, seized the guard in a protest over conditions in the maximum security jail.

Initially they made 24 demands to authorities, but eventually gave up their hostage after agreeing to 15 pizzas, Coke and garlic bread instead. "At midnight, the final sticking point with the inmates was that they were requiring pizzas to be delivered. Our staff member was negotiated out with the delivery of 15 pizzas," Graeme Barber, Tasmania's director of prisons, told The Advocate newspaper.

I wonder how long they negotiated over thick or thin crust. YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Have you ever noticed that Democrats will sacrifice and throw anything to the dogs to follow their liberal agenda ?

WHATS THIS - Cynthia McKinney, former Congresswomen from Georgia best know for assaulting a Capitol Police Officer when he asked for her I.D. has moved to Marin County , California and is running for President on the Green Party Ticket.

I'll bet her campaign slogan will be, "Vote for me or I'll kick you butt, Succa! "

Ken Taylor