THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOOn GaLLeRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The many faces of The Hildabeast. No matter how many faces she shows or how many flip - flops she does the conclusion remains the same.........Hillary 08 ? NO WAY!!!!!!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - 35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer. Poulin was charged with disorderly conduct.

Police said he called 911 numerous times and told the dispatcher he was out of beer and asked them to pick up more for him.Poulin was transported to Windham Community Memorial Hospital after officers arrested him at his home.

Police did not say what he was treated for, but I have a few suggestions, mental disorders, alcoholism and just plain old stupidity! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

While Congress is fussing over , "waterboarding, " one wonders just how much intelligence is slipping away. Maybe Intel gatherers can use Ted Kennedy and let him take detainees for a drive...now THAT would be torture!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - A man was arrested for drug possession after telling authorities that two masked gunmen had stolen 150 pounds of marijuana from his home.

Hidalgo County sheriff's deputies arrived at the home near Penitas in South Texas to find the door kicked in and nearly 15 pounds of pot lying on the floor, Sheriff Lupe Trevino said. Jose Guadalupe Flores, 35, escaped while the men ransacked the house but returned later and told the deputies he had been wrapping the drugs for shipment when the intruders arrived.

"The guy walked right up and said the drugs were his," Trevino said. "That's not the smartest move." Flores, an illegal immigrant from Mexico, was charged with felony possession of marijuana. You notice he wasn't charged with BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN ?????? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Buried on page A - 19 the New york Times has a story about Iraq success. Strange how Iraq has been OUT of the news now that things are going good. OOORAH General Patreaus and our tremendous men and women in uniform.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Bobby Lee Bolen, who lives in the southwestern Michigan community of Buchanan, was sentenced Monday to 54 days in jail with credit for 54 days served and one year of probation as well as restitution for third-offense home invasion.

According to police reports, Bolen broke into Jody Lee's home in Buchanan Aug. 20, got into an argument and threw two large pickles at friends Lee and J.W. Romanski III. Two counts involving Bolen's assaults were dismissed as was a charge of cutting or interfering with phone lines.

"If this is not the silliest case I've ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the top 10," according to Berrien Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield. Wonder if they were dill or sweet pickles.....after all that does make a difference! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK, Democrats pledged they would clean up pork spending. So what did they do ? Eliminated pork from being debated on the House and Senate floor and now only add it in secret conference sessions thus preventing ANYONE but conference members from knowing what is actually in the bill. "Here Piggy, Piggy, Piggy, Harry, Nancy, Teddy, Johnny."

Ken Taylor