THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

No one is immune to Obama snatching bucks from Americans pockets for his Socialist agenda.






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - INDIANAPOLIS — Southwest Airlines says an Arizona man was stung by a scorpion that hitched a ride in his carry-on luggage and delivered its sting just before his flight landed. Forty-four-year-old Douglas Herbstsommer of Gilbert, Ariz., wasn't seriously injured Sunday when he was stung by a venomous Arizona bark scorpion while going through his luggage.


He was treated at Indianapolis International Airport. Southwest spokeswoman Marilee McInnis says the Arizona bark scorpion and five baby scorpions hitched a ride from Phoenix to Indianapolis in Herbstsommer's luggage. The scorpions were killed after the flight landed and the jetliner was fumigated as a precaution. Bark scorpions are venomous, but their sting rarely causes death.

Maybe if they had been upgraded to First Class the Scorpions wouldn't have stung someone ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








Crap and Tax and Obamacare - 2.5 trillion dollars of lunatic spending and Obama cuts the F22 !






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - PASADENA — Pasadena police have a sticky investigation. Somebody put glue on the hair of three shoppers in two stores. A 12-year-old girl told KHOU-TV that she was shopping at a drug store last week when she felt a wad of something "sizzling" in her ponytail. The substance turned out to be glue.


The child had to cut off some of her hair to get rid of the mess. Managers say another customer had glue sprayed into her hair earlier Thursday at the same drug store. Pasadena police are investigating a similar incident at a nearby grocery store.

I'd say that these wackos were STUCK on stupid. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up









46 years ago we we orbited the Earth. 40 years ago we landed on the moon. Today we orbit the Earth.........and this is progress ?







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MIAMI — The body of a shark was left lying in the middle of downtown Miami street after two men tried to sell it to several fish markets. The men apparently carried the 5- or 6-foot fish around on the city's Metromover downtown train, prompting calls to police.


News footage Tuesday night showed the dead animal in the street with police officers and cruisers nearby. Two stations reported that a pair of men had tried to sell the animal to at least three fish markets for around $10. Rob Orta, an employee at Casablanca Fish Market, told television station WSVN that the men offered his business the shark.

My question is, "how did they get this shark on the train several times to try and sell it WITHOUT SOMEONE calling the cops ? " - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








Obamacare - Marxist medicine with the government constantly telling Americans to bend over !


Ken Taylor