THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Sarah Palin the Timex Watch of politics. She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. That my friends is one tough lady! 2012 ? We will see !


YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SARGENT, Ga. — Would-be cleaners take note: A blowtorch is not a good substitute for a broom. Coweta County authorities say Galen Winchell set fire to his west Georgia home Wednesday as he cleaned cobwebs from exterior eaves with a blowtorch. Winchell noticed the blaze when he saw smoke pouring from the attic.

Coweta Fire Investigator James Gantt says the fire was contained to one part of the house, but the entire home had smoke and water damage. No one was hurt. No phone number was listed for Winchell. If ever there was a definition of an idiot, this guy matches it ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




Obama and Pelosi, the bailout king and queen. If your business is failing call the Bailout Squad. If you company is on the rocks call the Bailout Squad. So where does it stop ? Only Obama knows!



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - DALLAS — A man has proven that you can never have too much underwear when he stole more than 130 pairs of panties from a Victoria's Secret store. The Dallas Morning News reported online Tuesday that a man snatched $1,067 worth of underwear from a table at the Dallas store Monday.

A police report said a female accomplice held open the door during the theft and both sped away in a green car. The report did not indicate what styles or sizes were stolen.

There you have it folks, the worlds largest pantie raid ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




Hey the guy raised the money it has to go somewhere, so why not bailout Detroit. It's better than the taxpayers paying for corporate screw ups !



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal's jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Yavapai County sheriff's office says the woman told deputies she was on a trail near Prescott on Monday when the fox attacked and bit her foot.

She said she grabbed the fox by the neck when it went for her leg but it bit her arm. The woman wanted the animal tested for rabies so she ran a mile to her car with the fox still biting her arm, then pried it off and tossed it in her trunk and drove to the Prescott hospital. The sheriff's office says the fox later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman are both receiving rabies vaccinations.

This is one jogger who shouldn't have to worry about being mugged while jogging. She obviously can hold her own in a tough situation ! YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




Obama's America. Give me, give me, give me , give me, give me, give me , give me and then give me some more !

Ken Taylor