THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

It seems that Putin is a Beatles fan. While invading Georgia the attacking army was heard playing the Beatles, "Back in the USSR." Putin also sung the song at a recent press conference. Once KGB always KGB. Putin's goal is to take the region, "Back in the USSR!"


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Monterey Park, CA - It wasn't the man on the hog who found himself being greedy. Police near Los Angeles say motorists stopped in speeding traffic to gather up bills Sunday after a man on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle dropped a bag of cash. They took off when the California Highway Patrol arrived.

The biker told authorities a computer bag he was carrying ripped and spilled money across Interstate 10, where people were driving in 65 mph traffic. Highway Patrol Officer Anthony Martin says he doesn't know how much cash was in the bag or how much drivers made away with.

It was obvious that drivers were just trying to cash in on the spill ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

At this point even Paris Hilton would make a better Speaker than Nancy, "Mother Nature", Pelosi. I hear her book has topped 5,000 copies sold in three weeks. Wow Pelosi has a big family!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ST. PAUL -- An orange trail of Cheetos led St. Paul police to three teenagers suspected of burglarizing a vending machine. Officers were called to the Arlington Recreation Center on July 29, where they found a vending machine's glass had been broken with a chair.

Most of the candy and chips were missing, according to a criminal complaint. The officers followed a trail of snack debris from the rec center, around the side of the building and to a nearby home. Inside, they found numerous vending-sized bags of Cheetos and other snacks. Police arrested three males aged 17, 18 and 19 who soon arrived at the home by car.

I guess the crooks couldn't eat just one! No one ever said that thieves were smart! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Say goodbye Johnnie. Your political career and ambulance chasing days are over! I hear that the Breck hairspray company has already contacted the baby for an endorsement contract!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ONTARIO, Ore. -- Police say there's been an alarming rise in urine-filled plastic containers found along a three-mile stretch of Interstate 84 in eastern Oregon. A litter crew for the Oregon Department of Transportation picked up an estimated 200-300 urine filled plastic bottles, along the highway, about half of which were found in a short stretch dubbed "Three Mile Hill.

"Police say that drivers - particularly commercial trucks - are typically driving very slowly through the area. Police think the price of fuel may be causing drivers to travel slower than normal to save fuel while at the same time passing rest areas or truck stops.

Actually this is part of Obama's energy program. Truckers are supplying fuel for Obama's new hybrid powered car that operates off a urine. He calls it the PEE MOBILE. That is what you call change! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Just like his energy policy that calls for tire inflation, Obama's foreign, domestic and other liberal policy is a great big ZERO!!!!

Ken Taylor