THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

I'll bet if anyone is asking to buy her book, Pelosi isn't hesitating to sell it ! But then again we must remember she's ,"saving the Planet." Mother Nature Pelosi says drilling is bad and $4.00 or more for a gallon of gas is good. And of course we all know that her wisdom is unsurpassed. The all knowing and all seeing great Wizard of Blahs. Maybe while she's on vacation she'll decide to stay in San Francisco and make us ALLLLLLL better! Sheesh!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up -A former Hooter’s girl believed she was going to win a Toyota car in a 6-month long beer selling contest. Much to her surprise she did win but it was not a Toyota car but a toy Yoda doll from the Star Wars collection.

So of course she is now suing the the restaurant that ran the contest which is also where she worked! I guess she missed the fine print! Now she not only didn't win a car but is also out of work. I hear that Paris Hilton may be hiring. They would make a perfect duo! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up


Let's see how does this work? If anyone does not completely agree with Obama and his hair brained ideas not only are they accused of being negative but in also promoting hate and racism.


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - AUSTIN — Twenty-six teenage cheerleaders tried to cram themselves into an elevator at the University of Texas to see how many would fit, but then they got stuck and had to be rescued.

The group of 14- to 17-year-olds were attending a cheerleading camp when they decided to stuff themselves into an elevator at Jester Residence Hall at UT. The elevator went down to the first floor but then the doors of the overloaded elevator wouldn't open, officials said. After a few panicked cell phone calls, police and firefighters were called to the scene and it took a repairman about 25 minutes to fix the door.

Maybe these cheerleaders could hire the former Hooters employee with the Yoda doll as their manager and they could go on a world tour cramming elevators! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrats on energy, drill ONLY on land leases where there is NO OIL! Otherwise no drilling. Then we will all park our cars and SUVs because we can't afford the gas and sit around our yards and look at all the pretty weeds and wild flowers growing in our formerly manicured lawns that cannot be cut anymore because we can't afford the gas. But we will be, " saving the Planet," from the big bad oil companies. Keep up the pressure GOP we are 100% with you on this one.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SEATTLE — A 6-foot-tall, 250-pound letter carrier is campaigning for the right to take off his pants. Dean Peterson wants the U.S. Postal Service to add kilts as a uniform option for men.

The idea was soundly defeated in July at a convention of his union, the 220,000-member National Letter Carriers' Association, so Peterson knows convincing management will be an uphill struggle, but at least he'll be comfortable in his kilt, or Male Unbifurcated Garment. "In one word, it's comfort," he said.

With his build, Peterson said, his thighs fill slacks to capacity, causing chafing and scarring. Peterson, 48, has Finnish and Norwegian ancestry but not Scottish. He began wearing kilts a couple years ago when his wife brought one back from a trip to Scotland.

My advice to this guy.....go buy a larger pair of pants and keep the kilt at home. No one wants to see this guys legs and wonder just what to the Scott's wear under those kilts! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

"The Anointed One," has spoken and the world drools at the possibilities of wonderment as the Obamamessiah displays his incredible.....ARROGANCE!!!!!!!

Ken Taylor