THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The press have already appointed Barack Obama President. Come November they will see what the people think when their appointed leader goes home with his tail between his legs on November 5 after the voters elect John McCain.





YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - PROVIDENCE, R.I. — State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead. Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O'Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing.

"The person's lucky they survived," O'Donnell said. "There's no doubt he would have gotten killed or killed someone if he had continued on the route he was taking." Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 in Providence, O'Donnell said.


A breath test showed blood alcohol readings of 0.489 percent, followed by 0.491, O'Donnell said, the highest readings state officials could remember for someone who didn't end up dead. The legal limit in Rhode Island is 0.08. A level of 0.30 is classified as stupor, 0.4 is comatose and 0.5 is considered fatal, according to the health department.


Maybe this guy was trying to embalm himself....sheesh! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The troops have had great success in securing Iraq. Yet Obama not only continues to bash the policy that brought success but still does not give the men and women who protected his butt while in Iraq credit for a job well done!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HERSHEY, PA. — Hersheypark's Waverider is designed to "knock your socks off," as park spokeswoman Kathy Burrows said. But as it turns out, socks aren't the thing that can be knocked off by the boogie-board ride down a wide, two-lane slide with water shooting up its incline.

"The water will rip off your bathing suit," said Chelsi Ball of Cincinnati after she fell off her board, was hurled into a padded wall and had her top and bottom pulled askance. How often does that happen? "All the time," said one lifeguard who was working when Ball, 18, wound up splashing and flashing about a dozen people in line. One out of every five riders loses some part of their swim wear, the lifeguard said.

I'll bet this is one ride that has more spectators than riders! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

I am surprised that a tourist agency hasn't endorsed the Obama trip in order to get loads of advertising from the MSM. This travelogue by Obama amounts to absolutely nothing more than loads of free press and photo ops for the liberal Democrat.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - GORHAM, MAINE — Mara Ranger will be a little paranoid doing laundry now. When she was removing clothes from the washing machine at her Maine farmhouse Wednesday, the clothes moved.

She told WMTW-TV, "I jumped back" and saw a snake. She quickly shut the lid and called for help. Maine Animal Damage Control operator Richard Burton reached into the machine and pulled and pulled — all 8 feet of a reticulated python. Burton guesses the snake got into Ranger's washing machine through water pipes. The snake's future home will be York Animal Kingdom in York.

I don't know what the big deal is. The snake only wanted a fresh change of clothes! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

What is most telling about the Obama Rock Star tour and the contrast with John McCain's campaign and total lack of news coverage in favor of Obama, is that McCain is either tied or within the margin of error in all the polls in spite of the free hype given Obama. Hmmm maybe the American people actually see through the hype and just don't trust Barack !

Ken Taylor