THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hope, Change, Hope, Change. The only hope that Barack Obama offers is that he will once again change his stance on something else. This guy is the ultimate beach bum.....he has the biggest set of FLIP FLOPS in Democrat history!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - DILLON, S.C. -- Call him the short arm of the law. Police in Dillon, a small town near the North Carolina border, say a 13-year-old with an interest in law enforcement twice stole a police cruiser and took it out to do some patrolling. The boy's mother saw him bring the car home both times but didn't see anything wrong with the joyrides, Police Sgt. Jason Turner said.

The boy, who was charged with larceny and second-degree burglary, was not identified because of his age. He remained in Department of Juvenile Justice custody Wednesday. His mother, Patricia Gillespie, was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. She was released on $5,000 bond. A phone listing for her could not be found. Turner said residents called police Sunday to say they'd seen the boy driving a police car. He said the boy also took the cruiser the previous Sunday and drove it around before returning it to the station. No one noticed it was missing !

"No one noticed it was missing ?!?!?!?!?!" Now that is what I call a lame police department ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Barack Obama diplomacy as taught by his mentor Jimmy Carter. Kiss whatever is necessary to appease a dictator and thug. I really am surprised that Carter hasn't made a trip to Zimbabwe to claim the election was legitimate and to congratulate Mugabe for his, "democratic," government.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - GREENACRES, Fla. -- Police say a South Florida woman stole a couple's cat to get them to return her dog. Linda Urioste's black Labrador was recently picked up by animal control officers and later adopted by Jutta Hollar and her husband. Hollar learned a couple of weeks later that Urioste had been to the shelter looking for the dog. Hollar says she had considered returning the animal until she met Urioste, who yelled and threatened to sue.

A few days later, the couple realized their cat was missing. Police say Urioste left a phone message with the Hollars saying that she had their cat and was willing to trade it for the dog. Police charged Urioste on Saturday with theft and extortion. She was released from jail on a $6,000 bond.

I guess this is one where Urioste , "let the cat out of the bag." - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Nine percent approval and falling. A well earned number by the Pelosi/Reid do nothing Congress!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BERLIN -- A farmer in Germany has learned a harsh lesson about the dangers of smoking. While he ducked into a convenience store to buy cigarettes, his parked tractor and its load of 25 tons of potatoes went rolling down a hill - and over a parked car.

Police say the emergency brake came loose while the farmer was in the store, and the tractor and its two trailers barreled 30 yards downhill before slamming into the parked car and crushing it against a wall. Police in the western German village of Viersen said Wednesday that the car was a "total loss." The tractor and trailers, however, emerged unscathed.

Add a little gravy and you have the perfect crash combination! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Barack Obama has decided to adopt the 1971 Bob Dylan hit song, "Blowing In The Wind," as his new campaign theme music because of the great lyrics that describe Obama's policy choices, " the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind, the answer is blowin' in the wind! "

Ken Taylor