THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Pelosi energy plan. Blame big oil, blame the GOP, stop all legislation that calls for drilling, put forth legislation that blames oil companies for NOT drilling on leased land that HAS NO OIL and never take credit for the failed policies that her party has had for 40 years that brought us to where we are today!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LAS VEGAS (AP) — Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the famed gambling Strip. A police spokesman says the man fled from a convenience store when an officer arrived to investigate a report of a shoplifter Tuesday.

The man allegedly punched in a back window of a Citizens Area Transit bus, climbed aboard, forced the driver off, drove the bus about 200 yards and then jumped off the moving vehicle.

A police officer climbed aboard the bus and stopped the vehicle. It was not known if there were passengers aboard the bus at the time of the incident. Police say the man was arrested on felony charges — and given clothes and a mental evaluation.

You have to wonder if he said at any time, "this is a stick up!" - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Wonder what else Jesse wants to cut off Obama ? Who knows maybe that is what Jackson sees as, "change!"

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - DES MOINES (AP) — Some wayward ticks delayed a United Airlines flight from Denver to Des Moines. Flight 1178 was delayed for nearly six hours on Tuesday after a passenger informed a flight attendant that she found a tick in economy class during a flight from Washington, D.C., to Denver.

The airline decided it couldn't fly the plane until it was cleaned of ticks, so passengers had to wait while another plane was flown from Colorado Springs to Denver. The flight was further delayed because of thunderstorms in the Denver area. United spokeswoman Robin Urbanski said between one and three ticks were discovered. Urbanski said the airline hasn't figured out how the ticks got on the plane or what type of ticks were found.

"I don't know if we'll be able to find that out," Urbanski said. "When possible, we do try to look into those type of things, and hopefully try to look for its origin." I guess that the TSA is going to have to start searching passengers hair for ticks before they pass through security. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Barack Obama the candidate for change.....about every five minutes and whenever a new poll comes out!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Liverpool, England - If all criminals were like this guy, police forces would probably never really exist.A 30-year-old man decided that he would do a little bit of shop lifting at his local supermarket Thursday. As he was leaving the store he couldn’t help but feel guilty for what he just did.

So instead of turning around and placing his stolen goods back, an act which would surely avoid any problems for thief, police and shop workers alike, the man thought it would be a good idea to pass a note to a shop assistant, and leave the store with stolen goods in hand.

"Call the police, I’ve just stolen,” the note read, according to a spokesman for the police in the town of Nienburg.When officers called at his address, the man immediately admitted his crime. “You don’t come across criminals like this every day,” the spokesman said. “The man wouldn’t say why he tipped us off.”

I guess that this would be the closest thing to what one might call, "an honest criminal," that has ever been seen. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Four Stooges, Moe, Larry, Curly and the biggest Stooge of them all Barack Obama!

Ken Taylor