THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

If memory serves me, the Constitution begins with , "We the people. " I thought that stood for the citizens of The United States of America and NOT enemy combatants. I guess in this day and time and according to Justice Kennedy the Nuremberg trials would be moved to Washington and the Nazis would wait quietly in a courtroom for traffic ticket and bounced checks cases then the court would say, " will Hermann Goering and Rudolf Hess please take the stand."


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - In Bankok, Thailand there are seperate bathrooms for teen boys who prefer to dress as girls at one rural high school. No more tough decisions about which toilet to take to or having to go to the teachers lounge.

The Kampang School in northeastern Thailand conducted a survey last term that showed more than 200 of the school’s 2,600 students considered themselves transgender, said school director Sitisak Sumontha. So, when classes resumed in May, the school unveiled a unisex restroom designated by a human figure split in half - part man in blue and part woman in red. Below it are the words “Transvestite Toilet.”

Three transgender students praised the new restroom as they plucked their eyebrows and applied face powder in front of the mirror outside the stalls. Boy George would be right at home going to school in Thailand. Sheesh! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Congress will be dragged kicking and screaming to the reality that drilling is necessary to relieve our dependence on foreign oil.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - WELLINGTON, New Zealand — The owner of a New Zealand cafe that mistakenly served dishwashing liquid as mulled wine has been fined for causing emotional harm to two women, court officials said today. Chico's Restaurant Ltd. in the mountain resort of Queenstown on South Island pleaded guilty to a charge of selling food containing extraneous matter — the chemical sodium hydroxide — that caused injury.

Prosecutor Sarah McKenzie told Queenstown District Court that the two women were taken to a hospital after drinking the liquid last July. One victim was a customer who ordered a glass of wine from Queenstown's Old Man Rock Cafe, owned by Chico's Restaurant Ltd. She spat out the liquid when she experienced a burning sensation on her lips and mouth. A cafe worker offered to test the drink and suffered a similar reaction, the prosecutor said.

Managers at the cafe checked and found that a mulled wine container had been filled with dish washing detergent. Sure hope they remembered to rinse afterwards! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The bounce expected for Obama after the end of the Primaries fizzled before it ever got started. Heading into the Fall he is dealing with likely voters for a General Election and NOT liberals who think he is a Rock Star.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW ORLEANS — Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said. Keys, 38, of New Orleans was charged Friday by a federal grand jury. He got in trouble June 3 in St. John the Baptist Parish, north of New Orleans, when sheriff's deputies pulled over the car he was in for a traffic violation, according to court documents.

The deputies and Drug Enforcement Agency special agents got permission to search the car, and a drug sniffing dog alerted them to the car's passenger side. The occupants were ordered out of the car, and patted down. During the pat-down, "officers felt a large hard object in the pants area, ( NOT GOING THERE FOLKS ! ) on Keys," according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney's office.

Keys told officers he was wearing a diaper and when they asked if there was anything in the diaper, he "shook his head affirmatively." Officers then removed a package containing about 257 grams of heroin from the diaper.

I guess it was WAY past time to change this diaper! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Ever notice that EVERY speech that Obama makes concerning his agenda and proposed programs has the word TAX in it somewhere as a way of funding his Socialism ?

Ken Taylor