THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Admiration for Hillary Clinton and disdain for the brave men and women who protect this Nation and have paid the price for the freedoms that allowed Barack Obama to be the Democrat nominee!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CHARLESTON, Ore. — Sorry, Charlie. You're a crime victim. The blue, 8-foot wooden statue of a tuna stood for two decades at the end of a bridge, welcoming folks to the coastal fishing town of Charleston. Now the tuna, named Charlie, is missing. Because the chain holding the statue in place was cut, Charlie is presumed stolen.

Mel Campbell of the local merchants association says Charlie was last seen wearing an orange hat and glasses, similar to StarKist's pitch-fish. She says the group has another tuna statue, a 12-footer at the information center. But Charlie was more popular, and, she says, "looked cute at the end of the bridge."

How in the world do you hide an eight foot statue that looks like a Tuna ? Do you just find a BIG Aquarium ? Go figure !! -YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Even Martians are seeing the , "proof, " of man made Global Warming. Now the truth comes out Al Gore IS from Mars !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CANTON, Ohio — Homeowners who don't mow their grass in this northeast Ohio city now face stiffer penalties — including possible jail time. The city council unanimously passed a law Monday that makes a second high-grass violation a fourth-degree misdemeanor carrying a fine of up to $250 and as many as 30 days in jail.

The previous law only made the first violation a minor misdemeanor, with a fine of up to $150 but no jail time. The new law is to take effect in 30 days. "This is the type of action we need to take in order to clean up our neighborhoods and our city," Mayor William J. Healy II said.

Crank up those mowers because once one Government steps on personal property rights then others are bound to follow! Jail conversation - "So Mac, I hit the Seven 11 and killed the clerk so what you in for ?....... I didn't mow my lawn last week! " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Bubba always has a way with the Chicks. By the way, the fat lady may have more than one verse when it comes to Hillary !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - TOKYO — A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday. The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed."We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."

The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked. The closet is part of a Japanese-style room, one of several rooms in his one-story house where the man lived alone — or so he had thought.

How does anyone NOT know that someone is living in a closet for more than a year ? This guy must have been really dense and had no sense of smell. I mean the showers must have been few and far between. SHEESH ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Resigning the church for political expediency does not make for a core set of values nor distancing himself from what was said over twenty years. Hurting in the polls makes a political hack not a man with a conscience angered over racists and anti American statements.

Ken Taylor