THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Jimmy Carter was the first dunce to try the Windfall Profit Tax and now Harry Reid and company follow in Mr. Peanut's footsteps. Between Obama's agenda and Reid's Congress, are the Dems trying to resurrect the Carter years ?

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Mafia Supports Girl Scouts - A Girl Scout sold over 17,000 of the group’s signature cookies this year, shattering her troop’s old mark and probably setting a national record. But how did she do it, that is the question. Her father Fabio Gunazzenti is a local mafia don and it is thought that his reputation might have had something to do with the incredibly high sales
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A neighbour was interviewed (refusing to give her name) and was quoted as saying, “I saw people, lots of people leaving that house at all hours of the night with lots of boxes of cookies.” “Sometimes they would make two or three trips out to their cars they were taking so many boxes”.

A spokeswoman for the New York-based national organization, called the figure “amazing” but said there’s no national record on the books. “We’re thrilled for the girls who take it to such a great level, but so far, we don’t track it at the national level,” she said.

How would Don Corleone put it, " I got a box of Girl Scout cookies that you can't refuse ! " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The only real change that Obama represents is maybe a change in a diaper for Mr. Inexperience!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Baby For Sale On Ebay - German police confirm that they today have taken a seven month baby away from a couple in Bavaria and local child welfare investigators are looking into them after the couple put the child up for sale on Internet auction site Ebay. The description read, “Male baby almost 8 months old, sleeps well through the night and does not cry much.” “Good for infertile couple or single man/woman wanting a child.”

The baby boy was put on sale on Tuesday at a starting price of one euro (1.58 dollars) and was withdrawn from the site around two and a half hours later, police said. There had been no posted offers but the couple may have received numerous offers via email. The mother said it was meant as a joke, but police and state officials failed to see the funny side, putting the baby into state care and charging both parents for attempted child trafficking.

Police chief Wesley Offerman is quoted as saying, “We all find our kids annoying sometimes but selling them is not the answer.” I hope the parents are provided with a long stay in a German full time care facility....in other words PRISON....SICKOS - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

"What can we do about oil prices ? " DRILL, DRILL, DRILL, DRILL oh and we can also DRILL!!!!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SHAWNEE, Kan. - George Chandler says he didn't know a 2 1/2 -inch nail was driven into his skull until his buddy spotted it stuck through his cap. Chandler said he felt only a sting. "It never did really what you call hurt," the Shawnee man said today on NBCs "Today."

Chandler said his friend Phil Kern was using a nail gun to mount lattice on Chandler's deck when a hose on the powerful tool became caught. Chandler said he stood up just as Kern tried to free the gun and it discharged. At first, they couldn't locate the nail. But then Kern saw it, he ordered Chandler to sit down while he called 911. An emergency room doctor tried unsuccessfully to remove the nail with a pair of pliers.

"He looked at me and said, 'I need a claw hammer,'" Chandler recalled. "I thought, 'Ah, he's just teasing.'" So the doctor borrowed a claw hammer from a worker to finish the job and sent Chandler home with a few stitches. "He got a screwdriver at the same time, and he took the screwdriver and pried the nail up a little bit and got the claw hammer," Chandler said

Now that's what you call hitting the nail on the head! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

If you think Obama has a lot of baggage now, wait until the scrutiny starts in the Fall and more about, " Mr. Excitement," appears ......and it will, you can bet on it!'

Ken Taylor