THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary is taking the Democrats for a wild ride and if she pulls Pennsylvania out of her political hat the ride for the next few months will make this one look tame!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - GALESBURG, Ill. -- Police called to investigate a theft at a private rail yard in Galesburg encountered a gory-looking scene when they climbed into the burglarized rail car, but it wasn't blood. It was ketchup - a lot of ketchup. The officers were called to the rail parking facility behind the Railroad Refrigeration Services plant Saturday night after an employee found that one rail car had been forced open. But the car wasn't filled with liquor, prime meat or any of the other usual targets of such thefts. Instead, it was filled with containers of ketchup.

Police said the thief didn't appear to have stolen any of the ketchup, but had - in apparent frustration - squirted some of it all over the inside of the car. Maybe the thief was John Kerry trying to get a last minute tax write off for Theresa and her Ketchup Empire ! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Charlton Heston hailed, cherished and promoted freedom. Barack Obama hails, cherishes and promotes Socialism and stifles freedom. The difference between a great American and a pretty boy who talks nice and says little except promoting an American Socialism.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - VALLEJO, Calif. -- A weekend wedding turned into an unforgettable first night for these two newlyweds. Police said a bride and groom spent their first night as a married couple in jail after their wedding party at a Vallejo home got out of hand.
When police had to return a second time to the home Saturday night, officers stunned both the groom and his cousin with a Taser when they both became aggressive towards the officers.

The groom and cousin were arrested for allegedly resisting arrest. The bride was taken into custody on suspicion of public intoxication. HMMMM... you think they will retrace their steps for their 25th anniversary ? That is if they make it that far ! -YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary brags about her travel log claiming it speaks of experience. McCain has been tried by fire and understands the ins and outs of foreign policy. Obama.... well he does know that there are other countries and that they may be foreign and that everyone should gather together have a big picnic and just talk and talk and talk and everything will be alright. Give me a break !

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- Three men who stole cash from a restaurant in Malaysia got caught when they returned for a second helping. The culprits grabbed 500 ringgit ($160) from the cash box early Sunday, then came back minutes later to ask for more. This time they pretended to be local toughs, and offered protection from burglars for 2,100 ringgit ($660) a month, the New Straits Times and The Star reported Monday.
The men thought they had concealed their identities by wearing motorcycle helmets during their first foray, but the owner - who watched the first theft on closed-circuit television - recognized their clothes and called the police, the reports said.

Police cordoned off the restaurant and detained the three suspects, The Star said. The moral here....greed will get you every time! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Notice how Hillary's policy for Iraq and her campaign strategy seem to mirror one another ? Both call for cut and run and the Dems are calling for both surrender in Iraq and Hillary to surrender her Presidential run.

Ken Taylor