THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Three AM phone call. Someone should teach , "Mr. Experience, " HOW to answer the phone first!!! Not a toon but just could not resist adding to today's funnies!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Myrtle Beach, SC -- This actually happened last night right here in my neck of the woods. A man arrived at one of the local hospitals with a gun shot wound in the shoulder. When police questioned him about the wound he stated that a man in a black leather jacket shot him at a local restaurant.

Police went to the restaurant to investigate and found the , "victims, " car with a revolver in the front seat containing a spent round as well as a stash of marijuana. Upon checking out the, "victims, " record they also discovered that he was a convicted felon.

As it turns out the, "victim, " shot HIMSELF in the shoulder with the revolver that he had acquired illegally as he was already a convicted felon along with an illegal substance , (pot), in his possession which makes three strikes. The felon is still in the hospital recovering from his wound under police guard awaiting a full recovery and a trip back to prison for violating parole, having an illegal substance and being a convicted felon with a weapon. As Bugs Bunny says, "what a maroon! " - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Dodging bullets from the press concerning ALL of her past deeds is what Hillary does best. That's if and when the press decides to stop giving this habitual liar a free pass!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - BOSTON -- Call them Pavlov's fish: Scientists are testing a plan to train fish to catch themselves by swimming into a net when they hear a tone that signals feeding time.

If it works, the system could eventually allow black sea bass to be released into the open ocean, where they would grow to market size, then swim into an underwater cage to be harvested when they hear the signal.

What's next, teaching them to coat themselves in batter and hop inside a fryer? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Talk about the pot calling the kettle......well you know the rest. Obama and Hillary twenty plus years in a relationship that has become a political embarrassment. The difference is Hillary married hers!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CHICAGO -- An alleged thief wasn't fazed when workers at a Chicago muffler shop told him a safe he wanted to rob wasn't open. He just asked them to give him a call when their boss returned with the combination. The 18-year-old got a call. But so did Chicago police.

When Ruben Carate returned to Velasquez & Sons Mufflers For Less on Monday, plainclothes Chicago police officers shot and wounded him in the leg. Carate was charged Tuesday with attempted armed robbery and aggravated assault of a police officer, the Cook County state's attorney's office said.

"He gave us his phone number when we told him we didn't have any money. He told us to call him back when the owner came back with the money and he was going to come back and rob him," said worker Tony Diaz. "It's pretty funny now, but it wasn't at the time," Diaz said.

A masked man entered the shop with a gun and demanded money around 8 a.m., said mechanic Jose Sida. Employees told him they carried little cash and couldn't open the safe, so the man left two numbers to call when the owner came in, Sida said.

"No one could make this up," said police Lt. Scott Schwieger. The man returned around noon, wearing the same mask and clothing, he then tangled with police and tried to run and officers opened fire wounding him in the leg.

Wonder if he was with Verizon and asked, "can you here me now ?!?!?!?" - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Democrat Super Delegates deciding on which candidate to vote for to receive the nomination. Hillary the liar or Barack the....well liar!!!

Ken Taylor