THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Isn't it fun to watch the Dems go at each other like kids on a playground fighting over whose turn it is to kick the ball ? Keep it up Hillary and Barack, the GOP and John McCain appreciate your assistance in electing a GOP President !



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - MUNICH, Germany -- A woman was stopped at Munich airport after baggage control handlers found the skeleton of her brother sealed in a plastic bag in her luggage, police said Wednesday. The 62-year-old woman and her 63-year-old friend, who both live in Italy, were hauled in by airport police Tuesday after a scan of the bag showed a human skull and other bones. The women were traveling to Italy from Brazil.

It turned out, however, that the woman was simply trying to fulfill the last wish of her brother - who died 11 years ago in Sao Paulo, Brazil - to be buried in Italy. The travelers produced the appropriate papers from Brazilian authorities for the unusual transport, and were allowed to carry on their way to Naples - bones and all.

I have often wondered what happened when someone took the, "skeletons out of the closet ." Now we know!!!! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hope and Change. The only hope that Obama really offers is hoping he never makes it to the White House. That change....well he has changed the Democrat Party FURTHER to the left!!!!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- A "sniff squad" of trained noses is being called in to root out Northampton's landfill odors. The city has hired specially trained stink-sniffers to help determine whether the dump is too pungent for neighboring homeowners to stand. Northampton officials signed a $25,000 contract with an Agawam environmental company after state officials ordered independent testing of landfill odors.

Using little more than their own noses, the super sniffers are trained to detect and rate the strength of rotting trash, landfill gases and other unpleasantries. Rating on a 1 to 8 scale - roughly, from bearable to foul beyond belief - the sniffers also judge the smells against a kit they carry of ready-to-sniff odors of various intensities.

Just picturing this one is enough to get your laugh cycle started. Imagine a group of people walking down the street with their noses stuck up in the air. And they are NOT elitist Democrats looking DOWN their noses at others. Then all of a sudden you hear a chorus of, " sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff." You would think that citizen complaints would be enough without , "hiring, " professional sniffers to determine the extent of the stink. Government at work!! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

You know if Spitzer had contacted Bubba BEFORE he spent $80, 000, Bubba could have found Elliot , "companionship, " for free. After all Bubba IS the expert. God riddance to BAD news!!!!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CHURCH HILL, Tenn. -- Investigators are searching for whomever poured deer urine into an air conditioning unit at a school in eastern Tennessee. About a dozen students became ill after the prank at Volunteer High School in Church Hill.

Firefighters were sent to the school Monday after the odor became overpowering in one classroom, and paramedics treated students who complained of headache and nausea. Church Hill Police Chief Mark Johnson says the stunt could result in a vandalism charge. Deer urine is sold by the bottle to be used to attract the animals for hunting.

I have always wondered who the poor smucks who gather the urine for the company who bottle Deer urine are. These guys must REALLY be desperate for a job!!!! -YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary, Obama.....Obama , Hillary......Hillary, Obama.......now the idea of a combined ticket with both fighting to see whose going to be on top....(no pun intended !). You gotta love it!

Ken Taylor