THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - GREEN RIVER, Wyo. -- Some people catch fish and release them. Bill Wengert releases them and then catches them - a quarter-century later. In April 1983, Wengert and other state Game and Fish Department biologists stocked some 12,000 young trout in the Flaming Gorge Reservoir in southwest Wyoming.
Game and Fish spokeswoman Lucy Wold said Wengert was ice fishing recently on the 91-mile-long reservoir and caught a 23-inch Mackinaw trout, a type of lake trout.
Wengert noticed the trout's right pelvic fin had been clipped, indicating it was a hatchery fish that had been stocked. Examining historical stocking data, Wengert determined the fish was stocked on April 14, 1983. "I may have actually clipped the fins on this very fish, and I know I was driving the barge when the fish were stocked, nearly 25 years ago," Wengert said.
Wonder if I can drop a fish in my favorite lake and get it back later. My luck it will croak before I can get back home after dropping it there in the first place. Go figure! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Alfred E. Obama, "What ME Worry." Not only is he a great cover for Mad Magazine but his antics mirror those of the real Alfred E. Newman of the same magazine....sheesh!
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SEASIDE, Calif. -- A 15-year-old girl who stopped an out-of-control school bus she was riding on was handed a Saturday detention instead because she was skipping school. Marina High School student Amanda Rouse was on a bus with 40 elementary school students Wednesday morning when the driver fell out of her seat after a turn and hit her head.
Rouse jumped up and applied the brakes, bringing the bus to a halt after striking two parked cars. No one was injured. She said had asked the bus driver for a ride because she felt sick at school. "She is in trouble with school because she made the wrong decision," said Rouse's grandmother, Sally Correll. "But I can't help but believe that she was where God wanted her to be."
Come on ....maybe this girl should get a break. Sometimes a situation in not plain black and white but needs to follow the gray areas instead. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Let's see if he defends Wright's hate speech by saying it was caused by anger from more than 200 years of problems, maybe Kim Jong Mentally Ill has a point about the evil United States. Or Achmanutjob is right about the Holocaust. Then again Hugo Chavez should blame the US for the poverty of his people because he has to have all those oil revenues for himself. Yes as Obama has told us we must be much more understanding about nut cases when they spew their hatred of America.......get real Barack!!!!!
YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - GLOUCESTER, Mass. -- A prosciutto-wielding meat thief in Gloucester met his match when a restaurant owner fought off the assault by slamming the thief's face with a ham. Joe Scola of Scola's Place heard a noise in his restaurant last Wednesday, then saw a man fleeing with his arms full of meat from Scola's freezer. Scola caught up, and started taking the meat back.
That's when the man raised a five pound log of frozen prosciutto over his head, presumably to whack Scola. Luckily, Scola had his own frozen pig product on hand. Scola told the Gloucester Daily Times that he slammed the ham in the man's face, leaving a gash. The thief was so stunned, he dropped the meat and ran.
Nothing like a Ham and Cheese, ( hold the cheese), knuckle sandwich!!! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up
Once again success in Iraq is bad news for Democrats , yet they still won't admit the truth despite it hitting them right in their liberal face.
Ken Taylor
21 Comments:
Just like a punk Republican not to do his own Independent investigation of the truth...
Here is a hint, you racist, Go to You Tube and see the whole speech for yourself...But be careful, you may learn something new...It is called the truth...Truth is a thing that hate mongers, such as your self, don't like...
Or, you may have to think for yourself...That is also hard for a hate monger to do...
See, once upon a time, I was a ray-gun supporter...
Now, I think for myself...
Good luck, with your party of Old men and Old Ideas...
LOL! Ken,
I Love the Alphred E. Obama Cartoon and I had to steal it.
And the store owner who slapped the robber in the face with a ham was priceless :-)
Great Post Ken :-)
Anonymous,
Just like a punk Republican not to do his own Independent investigation of the truth...
Here is a hint, you racist, Go to You Tube and see the whole speech for yourself...But be careful, you may learn something new...It is called the truth...Truth is a thing that hate mongers, such as your self, don't like...
Or, you may have to think for yourself...That is also hard for a hate monger to do...
See, once upon a time, I was a ray-gun supporter...
Now, I think for myself...
Good luck, with your party of Old men and Old Ideas...
Put The Pipe Down!
Ken has a Cartoon and Funny story segment every week you dolt.
Thanks Marie, Anaon has no clue except the usual liberal rants.
Anon, not only did I read the transcript of the speech but I also have listened to several commentaries both left and right concerning the speech and they to agree it was NOT enough.
Those who accuse people of being racsist are usual the racist themselves. Watch where you point finger my liberal friend!
^
Look up folks....it's trying to think!
LOL, Ken! It better not try to think... it might break something. It's even too lazy to make up a name instead of posting as "Anonymous." Well, it could be cowardice; perhaps it's both. Comments like it makes are so totally idiotic that instead of offending us they are completely hysterical. ROFTALMBO!
I love the "What-Me Worry?" pic. Snagged for next week's Fractured Friday!
Ken: I know I am off topic here but wanted to wish you a Happy Easter.
Word,
LOL that's thinking?
It sounds more like rambling about crap.
Me thinks anonymous is Mudkitty
Well, I thoroughly enjoyed your post Ken! As usual it had me llaughing my butt off.
It always makes me laugh that those with the most creative, nutty, out there posts, can't think of a single name.
I don't listen to a word of anon's crap until he can at least come up with a name and a website.
Obama is NOT toast. Far from it. He is exactly the kind of hypocritical Liberal the Liberal Democrat Obamorons love. This will endear him even more to them. You'll see.
Putting the president on the side and just focusing on the ideals and morals of liberals, we know what they're about. In my book, liberals are either 1. ignornant of the truth and get all their info off some kooky internet site or 2. are straight up LIARS. I believe in smaller government, the right to bear arms so that we won't be taken over by our government, the exact reason it was instituted in the first place, lower taxes (I believe in keeping more of my hard earned money, I don't think that is a crime. And if you fall for the "tax cuts help only the rich, well you really are too STUPID to do basic math OR are a complete buffoon that will follow ANYTHING ANYONE says OR you're a straight up liar cause I can prove that to be incorrect all day long. Simple math. Check out the truth yourself. Want an example of the craziness of tax cuts? There is one good example similar to how I've explained it to people in the past at http://www.760kfmb.com/rick_blog/ go to the last 1/3rd of the page, toward the bottom and read "bar stool economics"), I believe in having a belief system, a religion. It's harmless and if anything, a good thing. People hoot and holler about how bad religion is but Christianity is a good religion. It makes people believe in a higher being, keeping them in line and stopping them from committing crimes that they may have otherwise committed. Muslims on the other had, well, do some research... 90% of the major wars ever started stem from that religion FACT. What's worse? A Christian asking you to join him in bible study or a Muslim taking your head off because you’re an infidel? If only the gangs here in LA had a religion that kept them in line. If only. I belief in peace through strength. Simple theory, has proven with Reagan that works well. I believe that global warming is a joke and that the government put it in place to make money off of its citizens. Obviously. Look at the carbon credit nonsense. I believe in keeping our borders strong. EVERYTHING in LA is in Spanish and in some places, they put the Spanish in front of the English. Nice eh? The liberals have also been incorrect about Stalin, the cold war and Reagan's approach (which even democrats now know it was the only way to approach it.), the Abraham Lincoln Brigade in the Spanish Civil War, they were wrong about Nicaragua and Somoza Garcia, about welfare, about crime and how to treat it, about social security which is about dead, the civil rights act, which THEY were against, they were wrong about the sexual revolution and free love as we can see now with the outbreak of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases and they're wrong about global warming. Even if it is a problem, THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT! It's fear mongering and that's it. And now we're seeing that going into Iraq was a good thing. I can back ANY of these suppositions with FACTS if you'd like. I have to say in all fairness, even though we live in a society that wants to see results in 10 minutes, things like war and setting up democracies take time. You lefties know this but you'd never admit it UNLESS a democrat was leading the war of course! The Clintons backed this war when Clinton was in office and now that they flip flop all over the place, choosing the direction that suits their polls for that month, you lefties fall for it. Are you really that stupid? I mean, come on! You can't possibly take a society that's lived in the stone ages for centuries and centuries and expect them to have cable, a sewer system, a constitution and a 3% unemployment rate in a few years. Not only that, but would you be willing to take 10k lives today to save 100k lives tomorrow? In other words, if we didn't come in and Saddam was still apart of the equation and a thousand people a month were being killed (this is an example) forever is that a better situation than having Saddam killed and have the insurgents take out 5000k people a month for the next 5 years or so only to end up with a well run, capitalist society for the rest of time? Do you see what I'm saying? Anyway, I can assure you that if we NEVER went over there, the left would be yelling at Bush for being inhumane and uncaring of the Iraqis. Whatever, the guy can't do ANYTHING right and that's why I don't debate anything he's ever done because in all honesty, he can't do anything correctly in the left's eyes. They act like 2 year olds when it comes to Bush. You want to say the same thing about Clinton? I can give you FACTS about his administration, the left can give me ASSUMPTIONS and EMOTIONS about Bush’s administration. I can prove that Clinton did things like walk away with 20 million from his last business deal he did. I can prove to you that he was impeached, disbarred, etc. Why was he impeached? Why was he disbarred? Because of things they PROVED he did. When you say things like, "the right hates him because he knows how to cheat better than this guy and the right is just jealous..." it shows me that there is nothing there, my points will always be moot points and you're not willing to recognize that he did do things that were problematic, thus the reason behind losing his license to practice law, thus the reason behind his impeachment, etc. Now, I can GUARANTEE YOU that if they had enough on Bush, he'd be in jail, impeached or even better, hung in front of the leftist slime in this country in a public square, that's how much they hate him and you know as well as I know that if the left had any REAL, TRUE info on his administration and crimes he’s committed, not just postulations and conjectures, he'd been impeached light years ago. He'd be impeached before he even was inaugurated, that's how fast he'd be impeached and you know that's the truth. And that, my friend, is the difference between B and C. The left hated him from the second he won the election and you know that, thus the vitriol and pure hatred in EVERYTHING he does. He's doing another tax cut right now, to help fight the stagnant economy and I can guarantee you that the second the left gets a check in the mail and spends it, he'll be back to being the jackass he is or they won't even agree that receiving money back in the form of a tax rebate is good. The idea of the tax cut would be shunned and he'd get no credit. Why? Because they HATE him. I have a way to prove that the left HATES Bush and that their hatred is based on HATRED only and not his politics. You want to know what that test is? It's simple. If you don't like Bush, I ask that you choose 1 thing, just 1 thing, that's all, 1 thing that he has done that you are in FAVOR of. Just choose one thing, please! And I guarantee that you can't choose one thing. Why? Because you HATE him! Everyone, regardless of what you may think of their politics or personality, unless they're satan, which you may really believe in your sick minds, has something positive to offer to people. So again, give me ONE thing that you feel is a good thing that Bush did. If you can't, it probably means that you have pure and simple HATRED towards Bush, not hatred based on anything else other than "I just hate Bush." Anyway, so my challenge is what it is. Next, the immigration policies are killing this country and since Romney isn't going to get in, we're FUCKED, it's OVER and you will be reading this email in a year to five years, after the illegals have taken over completely with their crime, unwarranted social programs, anchor babies and everything else they're up to thinking "wow, he was right!" Again, I tell you, the left is wrong on so much. The left is the left because they find it easier to CLAIM to care while all the time, they don't care at all. If they CARED about people, animals, their children, they wouldn't A. be PRO OPEN BORDERS (another topic for another time.) they wouldn't B. be turn their backs on the Tibetians, they would tell Hugo Chavez to EAT SHIT instead of backing him as they're now lining up along the border of Columbia, about to slaughter an entire country (perhaps war will break out, perhaps not but if it does, it's 100% the fault of the left and their love for all these evil dictators!), they'd stop playing buddy buddy with the other evil dictators in the world who they try and appease through tea and crumpets and a matinee, if the left cared they'd put their money where their mouths are and actually donate both time and money MORE SO THAN THE RIGHT. (Read a book by Arthur Brooke, he maps out how much less the left does in terms of time donation and monetary donations. Again, they're FULL of it.) If the left cared, they'd actually be out there in the Ghetto trying to help clean it up, just as I've been doing for years and let me tell you, the only people who join me are CONSERVATIVES! If they cared, the left would pay more of THEIR money in taxes if they really felt as though they say they feel toward HIGHER TAXES. The left is full of it. The left SPEAKS a big game but does NOTHING to back it. Ask yourself, when was the last time any of your liberal friends have done ANYTHING to help ANYONE or ANYTHING? You don't know, do you? And if you're a liberal, ask yourself when the last time was you did something for someone and in a purely altruistic way, not an egotistical way or nihilist way. The left is the most racist of all. Think about it. Everything is divided with them, the blacks need the help of the government and can't do it alone according to them. According to them, we need affirmative action. According to them, blacks aren't smart enough to do it on their own. They're INSANE! They hide behind their words and when you challenge them, they merely shreik about how stupid you are and how you don't know anything while walking away from the debate. They're BAD people or at least many of them are. But ask yourself why they're bad? It's simple. When you're on the left, you give yourself and those around you who can’t see through it a feeling of altruistic benevolence. How? Simple. The left, as said above, doesn’t actually DO ANYTHING to make a difference, they merely TALK about it. They tell us how others who have money should take care of the rest of the world. How many of you who are leftists or have liberal friends have paid extra taxes or donated money or seen those friends donate even a penny? None of you! Guaranteed. How do I know? Because I know people and I know the left through acquaintances of my own. They lie, deceive, spin, they’re selfish, uncaring and greedy. When they don’t have money, they want yours. When they do have money, they tell you that they believe in leftist views EXCEPT for when it comes to higher taxes! If I had a nickel for every wealthy lefty that has told me, “I’m a liberal except when it comes to taxes. Then I believe we should keep our own money”, I’d be rich myself. They’re good at telling you what YOU should do with your money but not so good when it comes to THEIR money. So again, being on left means ACTING like you care but entails nothing of the sorts. Ask your lefty friend next time you see he or she how much they donated this year or plan on giving out in extra taxes? If they’re poor, don’t bother but should you know any rich ones, I dare you to ask! Being on the left means not having to be responsible for yourself, it’s never your fault, always someone else’s fault. Being on the left means claiming you care, nothing more. It’s one thing to say that you care, it’s another to mean it. The left claims that the right is racist. Oh boy, don’t even get me started on how racist the left really is, deep down. If they’re not, then why don’t we see more interracial couples, more “in shape” folks dating fatter people, a normal looking girl dating a bum on the street? Why? Because we’re ALL racist to some point. If we weren’t then we wouldn’t say “wow, could you imagine what it would be like to hump her?” or something to that effect when we see an overweight person. They’re a joke, they base their decisions off emotion. They don’t speak the truth. They hide behind the truth with political correctness. Bottom line. They’re killing this country and we’ve got to do something about it. They’re irresponsible, uncaring, abrasive, mean spirited, many of them are angry people, they’re looking for handouts, they’re not interested in hard work, I can go on and on. Now don’t get me wrong, this isn’t EVERYONE who is a liberal, of course, that wouldn’t be possible. Nothing of this sort of thing is 100% of anything. But we can make assumptions based on history, what we see, what we’re used to and I can tell you with a pretty strong conviction that MOST liberals are what I’ve just finished describing. FAVOR: Lefties, don’t come back with “you can’t quarter everyone into the same group, all liberals don’t think this way… yada, yada, yada.” I know, but most do. Being a leftist is easy, being a conservative is not. Being a lefty means never accepting the blame or responsibility while being a conservative means giving, speaking the truth, caring and believing in a higher being that will judge us on our actions when we leave this world. Being a lefty is disgraceful… in a nutshell. Hope this helped to clear up “what it means to be a liberal?”
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