THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

An empty message that boils down to money out of our pockets. Simple words do not policy or a President make. Obama has proven that he has little policy and nothing in his , "change, " purse that makes him qualified to be President.


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HOPKINSVILLE, Ky. -- A class of third-grade students got a lesson in civil liberties when an envelope containing $5 disappeared from their teacher's desk.
The students at Martin Luther King Elementary in Hopkinsville were asked to remove their shoes and socks during a search. Some were patted down and had their pockets checked. Some parents were angered by the Feb. 15 searches, which did not turn up the missing money at the western Kentucky school.

"The way they treat our students is ridiculous," said Zlatko Skuljan, the father of a 9-year-old girl in the class. The school's principal gave written reprimands to four instructors who had physical contact with the students. The principal, Sarah Newman, declined to comment and phone numbers for the four teachers could not be located Wednesday.

It's a wonder the teacher didn't call in the FBI over FIVE STUPID DOLLARS. SHEEESH! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Empty promises, no substance, nothing but rhetoric and good sounding speeches. Maybe women are actually passing our from lack of nourishment rather than Obamamania. Then again these are liberals we are talking about!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ROYAL OAK, Mich. -- A community theater group in Royal Oak is lifting the lid on its latest fundraising plans. The Detroit Free Press reports toilet seats ornately decorated by artists will be auctioned March 20 to raise money for Stagecrafters.
A public preview is Wednesday at the Baldwin Theatre. A production of "Urinetown: The Musical" starts next month, and the group wanted an appropriately irreverent fundraiser.

The seats' names include "Royal Flush," for one with playing cards, and "Bottom of the 9th," for another with Detroit Tiger stripes. Development Director Lesley Phillips says most of the seats are functional. "Urinetown" is a Tony-winning Broadway musical about a town where people have to pay to go to the bathroom.

Sir Thomas Crapper the man credited with popularizing the toilet would be proud! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Farewell to the father of modern Conservatism. May he enter the Pearlie gates from the right gate and find Ronald Reagan there to welcome him in.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - PORT TOWNSEND, Wash. -- Police arrested a suspect less than half an hour after a bank robbery in Port Townsend thanks to witnesses who pointed to the apartment building a block away where he fled. Police arrested the 40-year-old man in his apartment building Monday and recovered money taken from the Kitsap Bank branch.

Sgt. Ed Green says witnesses thought it was odd when they watched the man pull a stocking over his head before the heist. And a half-dozen people pointed to the apartment building and said, "He went there." This one will be filed in the, "WELL DUH, " category! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Could Texas be the final showdown for Hillary ? Will the Lone Star State be the knockout blow for her aspirations to win the Democrat nomination ? Tune in Wednesday March 5 the day after the Primary ....same Bat time, same Bat channel.

Ken Taylor