THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Can the Clinton Machine derail the Obama Express ? My quess is that the Hildabeast still has a considerable amout of political tricks up her sleeve and never count her deceptive ways out. She still has the most clout in the party and the arm twisting hasn't even begun yet !



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LEGENDARY Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast. After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: "Unfortunately, I'm running out of age."

World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness. He started in 1971. The following year, he watched a 25ft-long hump with the texture of elephant skin gliding through the water. His original trip was to help another monster hunter with sonar equipment and quickly identified large moving targets.

He was smitten and returned the next year, which is when, he says: "I had the misfortune of seeing one of these things with my own eyes." Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Yes you read correctly Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster whose existance has NEVER been proven is a VICTIM OF GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!! Two fictitious entities working hand in hand, Nessie and Global Warming. - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The Big Conservative dog is pouncing on McCain and if he knows what is good for him the time to listen is now. The time to act is now. The time to acknowledge Conservative policy is now.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW YORK -- Finding your better half this Valentine's Day could be as easy as hailing a taxi - especially if Ahmed Ibrahim is in the driver's seat. The 53-year-old cupid cab driver, as he refers to himself, has spent the past few years playing matchmaker to lonely New Yorkers, setting up more than 70 dates. Nineteen have led to relationships that lasted more than a year.

Ibrahim planned to decorate his yellow cab with red and white hearts and roses for Thursday.
"I've organized so many dates, and it really makes me feel good about it," Ibrahim said. "I've not had one complaint." Ibrahim said he offers his matchmaking services to passengers he evaluates by listening to conversations and asking a few questions. He then exchanges phone numbers and e-mail addresses.

How does that song from , "Fiddler On The Roof, " go ? Oh yeah......, "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, call me a Cab...." - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

No substance, no experience, no platform, no business being President. Barak Obama no WAY!!!!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - PHOENIX -- A partially mummified body was found in a bathtub filled with dirt in an apartment that was stacked to the ceiling with garbage and human waste. Owners of the small, standalone unit thought it had been abandoned in August, when rent stopped being paid, Phoenix police Sgt. Joel Tranter said Monday.

Tranter said the owners didn't decide to do anything about the filthy apartment until last week, when they paid other tenants in the complex to clean it out. He said the cleaners began by removing garbage and boxes and buckets filled with human waste. When they made their way to the bathroom Friday, they found the bathtub filled with dirt and covered with plastic, a sheet and plywood. When they started shoveling the dirt out, they found the leg of a body and called police, Tranter said.

He described the body as part skeleton and partly mummified, and that it had been there at least several years. "Very unusual, very bizarre," Tranter said. "This guy was literally buried in the bathtub."

Can anyone say Norman Bates ? In the movie he mummified his mom, maybe this was his dad! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

If this guy were looking for a job with the, "exhaustive, " resume he has I beleive he might be qualified for McDonalds. Then again even they require more experience than Obama !

Ken Taylor