THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Good old Bubba. Always hogging the camera, butting in everywhere and IF, Hillary were elected, ( which won't happen), he would live in the Oval Office.....and his bimbos! You think he may be related to Jesse Jackson ?



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - Two Star Wars-loving brothers are planning to set up a Jedi church in Wales. Barney and Daniel Jones want fellow devotees to be able to join them on Anglesey, reports the BBC. Barney, 26 - or Master Jonba Hehol - and Daniel, 21 - Master Morda Hehol - head the UK Church of the Jedi.

They say their services will include sermons on The Force, light sabre training, and meditation techniques. Hairdresser Barney said: "As children we always watched the Star Wars films anyway. We noticed that there were a couple of sites on the internet, Jedi church sites. "We printed off a couple of sermons and did a sermon in our house for a couple of friends one night."
Barney and his musician brother Daniel, from Holyhead, help run four websites devoted to the development of the "faith".

"My brother and I will wear the Jedi robes, the dark brown robes... the congregation would be in black. Really to bring a sense of unity to the meetings," said Barney.
Although the current members are all men, women are not excluded, as Barney points out: "Princess Leia helped them out a lot." However, any congregation member drawn to the dark side of the Force, embodied in the film by Darth Vader, would be advised they are following the wrong path and could face expulsion.

Sounds to me like they have already drifted to, " The Dark Side, " or at least the loon side! I liked Star Wars but sheeeesh! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Wha, Wha, Whine, Whine, cry, cry , sniffle , sniffle, gripe, gripe, complain, complain and then change a few diapers. The Democrat platform for the 2008 election. Brought to you by, Baby Hillary, BaBa Obama and Little Johnnie Edwards.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — Thieves in Malaysia stole an adult cow, squeezed it into the back seat of a car and drove off with it, but abandoned the animal when the getaway vehicle crashed into a tree, police said Thursday.

The thieves managed to push the cow into the back of a mid-sized sedan Tuesday night, but were spotted by villagers who gave chase, said a local police official in the northern state of Kedah. He declined to be named, citing protocol. The driver lost control during the chase and drove into a tree, injuring the cow, he said. By the time villagers got to the crash site, one person was seen running from the car, but police believe more people were involved in the theft, the official said.

It was not clear how they managed to push the cow into the car or whether the animal had been sedated. Maybe the other thief ran the , "Udder, " way ! I know , I know sorry about the pun,, just couldn't help it! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Last week Roe vs Wade, was celebrated ! How many millions of children never had the chance to celebrate anything because of this disgusting Court ruling ? So here and today this site will celebrate the beauty of the unborn and rejoice in the life that they can have and not the liberals who would kill them!

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - CUMBERLAND, Md. — History could have come to life in very much the wrong way at a veterans' museum where a rocket on display for two years was discovered Wednesday to be live. After Allegany County authorities were notified that the Mark 1 rocket on display in Cumberland might be live, the state fire marshal's office and the FBI confirmed it was. Bomb experts removed the ordnance and rendered it safe.

The 48-inch-by-2.75-inch rocket was similar to those used on helicopter gun ships during the Vietnam War, said Deputy State Fire Marshal Joseph Zurolo Jr. A local veteran donated it to the museum, which is in a chapter of the Vietnam Veterans of America, Zurolo said.

A real life, " Night at the Museum." Except this one wasn't funny! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

You noticed lately that Congress has not been in the news very much. It's because YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, first to get in the news! The do nothings strike again!


Ken Taylor