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As Roy Orbison sang, " Cryyyying over you, cryyyying over you. Now that your gone and from this moment one I'll be crying, crying, crying, cryyying....over you! " Turn on the crocodile tears Hillary ......we feel your pain ......NOT!!!!


YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - SILT, Colo. -- A man wearing only his underwear and brandishing an ax handle chased a burglar out of his home and down his driveway before thinking better of it. "I can't be chasing this guy clear into Silt in my underwear," Jose Sedillo told himself, and went back inside to call 911.

Sedillo, 46, who lives roughly four miles outside this western Colorado town, said he was dozing in his shorts, a T-shirt and socks Monday afternoon when he heard noises and an intruder opened his bedroom door.

"I jumped up. He looked me right in the eye. I reached for my bat, and off to the races we went," Sedillo said. He said his "bat" is actually the hickory handle of a pick ax. After Sedillo called 911, Garfield County deputies arrested two suspects. Sedillo identified one as the man who barged into his bedroom.

Wonder if Fruit of the Loom will contact him as their new poster boy ? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

The many fazes of the Hildabeast. All dishonest, never sincere, designed to pander for votes, acting out what she thinks will get the votes and it all boils down to a lie to the public.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - TRENTON, N.J. -- A $469,000 payroll error at a New Jersey company has earned an Illinois man a date with police. Anthony Armatys of Palatine, Ill., was arrested Wednesday on theft charges after allegedly receiving electronic payroll bank deposits from a New Jersey company he never worked for, authorities said.

Officials at Avaya Inc., a telecommunications provider located in Basking Ridge, discovered checks had been mistakenly direct deposited into his account for nearly five years, according to the Somerset County Prosecutor's Office. Armatys, 34, had accepted a position with Avaya years ago, authorities said, but he rescinded the acceptance before he ever started working. However, a system error resulted in checks being deposited into Armatys' bank account from the fall of 2002 to March of 2007, when the company discovered the error, officials said.

During that time, Armatys collected more than $469,000 in pay and even withdrew approximately $1,900 from his company retirement account administered by Fidelity Investments, authorities said. Definitely not a company to invest in if it takes them this long to find a payroll error! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Hillary says King needed a President. She forgets he was the force that made two Presidents, Kennedy and LBJ even consider Civil Rights legislation. She also forgets that LBJ could not even get to first base in passing the legislation until he crossed the isle and received the backing of the GOP because Southern Democrats led by Robert Byrd would not even LOOK at the legislation.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. -- Police are trying to figure out why a Roosevelt, Long Island man sped away from police in Hempstead, and then jumped out of his car to run - leaving his 2-year-old son in the backseat. Police say the motorist, who was not identified, did not have a record and didn't have any alcohol or drugs on him.

The chase began in Hempstead around 6 p.m. Tuesday when a Hempstead police officer tried to pull over the car for a traffic violation. Police say the 27-year-old motorist sped off, but was stopped a short distance away when he had an accident. However, police say the suspect then jumped out of the car and ran, leaving his 2-year-old son in a child protective seat in the back. The boy was not injured.

Maybe he just forgot a change of diapers ?!?!?!? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

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Ken Taylor