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HISTORICAL QUOTE OF THE WEEK - "Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other." ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Friday, September 14, 2007

GLOBAL WARMING AND .......COW FARTS

Yes, you read the title right. A study released this week in London claims that the release of methane gas, (cow farts), from grazing cows is a contributing factor to Global Warming !

Now of course cows have been grazing and farting for centuries but now they contribute to Global Warming. The study also is calling for the reduction of the consumption of red meat which will reduce the need for cows, (you know the old Capitalist supply and demand thing), which in turn will reduce methane gas ,(cow farts), released into the atmosphere.

The study also states that men because of a greater consumption of red meat contribute more to Global Warming than women because of their release of methane gas. Yeah, you guessed it....man farts.

So gentleman remember the next time you enjoy that hamburger or steak you are a contributor to the, "Global Warming Crisis." Personally I plan on sitting down to a big T - Bone, enjoying every juicy bite, thanking God for the cow who contributed to Global Warming while grazing and getting fat producing my T - Bone. If after finishing my delicious meal I too happen to contribute to Global Warming.....please.....ah.....excuse me!

Ken Taylor

10 Comments:

Blogger Gayle said...

LOL! You and me both, Ken. Last week I did a lot of damage to the environment after eating two large bowls of Chili! Heh! I probably brought about the destruction of the planet all by myself!

WOW! Do we have a bunch of loonies on this planet or what? I've got a 9/11 conspiracy theororist over at my place who of course is so bright he can't even spell!

9:11 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Concerned Citizen said...

So what the envrionmentalist are saying is what? Eat more beef so there won't be as many cows to fart?

I think I will have a steak for lunch then.

Or are they saying to stop eating beef? Then what pork? Then it will be pig farts that cause it.

You know what my take on cattle is. They are such stupid animals that they serve not other purpose than providing milk, meat and leather. If we did not use them for that then they would have no purpose in life. We are doing them a favor by turning them into a nice juicy burger or a plump well aged steark.

11:28 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Marie's Two Cents said...

!!!!!!

1:12 PM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Robert said...

I don't know about doing them a favor, but beef is the finest dietary item that God ever created.

I think we should start a movement to reduce global warming but having a Cow Fart Reduction Resolution, and proclaim that conservatives worldwide commit to doubling our consumption of beef so that we reduce the number of cows. I could probably even get a big, pork laden government grant to study the effects of this effort.

Who says the right doesn't care?

3:12 PM, September 14, 2007  
Anonymous Jeff said...

WOW..when someone asks for an example of "stupid", I can now refer them here. I love it! LMAO.

3:49 PM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

I'll make sure to convey to my fart happy husband that it's his fault Al Gore is making money off his carbon credit shenanigins.

4:16 PM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger MDConservative said...

HOLY COW!!! (Oh yes, I went there.)

Can't these people be thought of as biggots, aren't cows holy in some religion? Ahh they are, here you go:

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/holycow

I love my steak and I don't care if you tell me it will kill my family, it tastes soooo good.

In addition freeing the world of these "toxins" could be dangerous. If we don't produce Co2 then we are harming the forests and eco-systems! They need it for photosynthesis. Cows also produce Co2. Please people SAVE THE FOREST!

11:17 AM, September 15, 2007  
Anonymous Glenn M. Cassel, AMH1(AW), United States Navy, Retired said...

To the "global warming" kids: spend some time at a feedlot in the Western U.S.
I watched a city kid heave his guts out just going past one near Hereford, Texas.
In the Texas Panhandle, it's known as cash flow.

10:01 PM, September 15, 2007  
Anonymous Seth said...

That is so funny!

These idiots never fail to make me LMAO. You get them wearing nylon belts rather than leather ones to make a point and sneering at people who wear leather jackets for victimizing those "poor animals", then in the next breath they condemn the same critters, for their natural bodily functions, as being a global warming menace.

Let's commune with Mother Nature (kumbaya...) and ask her why she provided us with the teeth of carnivores.

Great post, Ken, very worthy of being commemmorated over a big, juicy ribeye.

8:15 AM, September 16, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Whoever posted this is a real idiot.

12:42 AM, March 21, 2008  

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