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HISTORICAL QUOTE OF THE WEEK - "Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other." ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Friday, July 01, 2005

A LITTLE HUMOR TO START YOUR 4TH !!

President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its' cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its' cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its' cage and charged the American Dachshund --- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its' mouth and consumed Osama's> dog in> one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing" said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog".

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