THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama has decided to send 40,000 troops to New York City to take out the Fox News studio. The troops show up and applaud Fox!





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - DALLAS — Snubbed by Newt Gingrich’s conservative group, the owner of a Dallas topless club has decided to create a shelter for pit bulls in his honor. Dawn Rizos was set to receive an “Entrepreneur of the Year” award on Oct. 7 from the group American Solutions for Winning the Future, led by the former U.S. House speaker.


But the group reneged, saying it had mistaken her business for another. Rizos, who owns the topless club The Lodge, was refunded the $5,000 fee required to receive the award. So she donated the money to Animal Guardians of America’s sanctuary for rescued dogs in Celina, about 35 miles north of Dallas. “Newt’s Nook — A Home for Pit Bulls” is under construction. Rizos says they’ll invite Gingrich to the formal dedication in early November.

I wonder if it is a ,"nook," for Blue Dogs ? - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







Obama's answer to spending........spend more !






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CHICAGO — A clump of hair believed to have been trimmed from Elvis Presley's head when he joined the Army in 1958 has sold for $15,000 at a Chicago auction house. Also among the 200 Elvis-related items up for grabs at the Leslie Hindman Auctioneers in Chicago on Sunday was a shirt that once belonged to The King that sold for $52,000.


Other items included scarves, photos from the reception of Presley's 1967 wedding to Priscilla, Christmas cards he sent and lots of records. Elvis dolls and Elvis Pez dispensers numbered among the memorabilia. All the items had belonged to the late Gary Pepper, who ran a fan club and was a friend. Pepper, who had cerebral palsy, died in 1980.

That's a hunk - a hunk of pricey hair. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







The one issue President who can't even handle the one issue!






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - LEXINGTON, Ky. — Lexington police say a man who smashed a window at a car dealership claimed he was following a higher calling. Police said 36-year-old David A. Silva was collared by a security guard at Freedom Dodge before he could get inside the showroom.


WLEX-TV reported Silva told the guard that God wanted him to steal a Dodge Charger.When police arrived, Silva initially told them his name was "Seven." Silva faces charges including criminal mischief.

Yeah right. Anyway God prefers Honda's. In the book of Acts, chapter 2 it says they were gathered together, "in one accord." - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








I understand that Obama is going as far in becoming Nixon as renaming his dog Checkers, telling his beloved TelePrompter to end all of his speeches with, "I am not a crook," and renaming Obamacare, to Obamagate!

Ken Taylor