THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Afghanistan, health care, a falling dollar because of his deficits and Obama goes to Copenhagen to hang out with Oprah. Nothing like showing the whole world how to be a weak and useless President.





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — A lawyer for a Boston man accused of stealing a $20,000 bottle of wine says his client had no idea of its value. Ryan Adams was released on $500 bail after pleading not guilty in Framingham District Court on Tuesday to charges including larceny of property worth more than $250.

The MetroWest Daily News reports that the 29-year-old Adams' lawyer asked a judge to release his client without bail because he did not know how much the 1945 Mouton Rothschild was worth, and the bottle was recovered unopened.

I guess that is like the, "I robbed the bank but didn't spend any of the money," defense ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama actually dressed his hand picked money donor doctors for a photo op and got caught setting up the scam and he wants to run health care. If it can be screwed up government can screw it up better than anybody!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MIDWEST CITY, Okla. — Police say three people who tried to rob a man's suburban Oklahoma City apartment were caught by his wife in the Philippines, who saw them on the webcam the couple uses to communicate while they're apart.

Midwest City police Chief Brandon Clabes says officers nabbed the three burglary suspects over the weekend after Maribel Chouinard spotted them and called her husband, an Air Force master sergeant at Tinker Air Force Base in Oklahoma City. The husband called police, who found two teens near the apartment and later found the third suspect. Clabes says all three were identified from a photo lineup e-mailed to Chouinard in the Philippines.

SMILE, you're on Candid Camera ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama is so caught up on himself that he can't see the danger that surrounds us on all corners especially in Iran where he thinks he can talk his way out of anything. Arrogant idiot.

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - GRAND FORKS, N.D. — Running a marathon, grab a carbohydrate bar. Lifting weights, gulp a protein shake. But climbing into a fighter jet? Try butter-soaked lobster. That was the surprising finding of a new military-funded study that sought to figure out what types of foods were best for pilots if missions restricted when and what they could eat.

University of North Dakota researchers tested student pilots and found that those who ate the fattiest foods had the quickest response times in mental tests. They also made fewer mistakes when flying in tricky conditions. Those on a high-carbohydrate diet came in a close second and high-protein dieters were third.

What's good enough for a fighter pilot is good enough for me.....pass the butter please ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The moral here is DON'T MESS WITH GRANNY!!!!!


Ken Taylor