THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Tax evasion to Dems has a new politically correct term. They now call it a, "simple mistake." That is if it is one of their own. But when it comes to the American people the politically correct Dems phrase is, " we will share your wealth."



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SEOUL, South Korea — A woman in South Korea who has taken the written exam required for a driver's license nearly every day since 2005 has failed again — but is hoping attempt No. 772 will be the charm. The aspiring driver took her first test in April 2005, according to Choi Young-chul, an official at the North Jeolla Province driver's license agency in Jeonju, 150 miles (240 kilometers) south of Seoul.


She has taken the test a record 771 times, most recently on Monday, but has yet to pass. She said she plans to take the test again but did not say when, he said today. The 68-year-old has spent 4 million won ($3,000) on fees for the test, he said. Applicants must score at least 60 on the written exam before they can get behind the wheel for a driving test. Choi says she's scored as high as 50.

"I feel sorry every time I see Cha fail. When she passes, I'll make a memorial tablet myself and give it to her," Park Jung-seok, a traffic police officer at the agency, told the Korea Times newspaper.

Either this lady is the most persistent person in the world or she just can't take the hint, " ride the bus and forget the drivers test! " - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





Finally the GOP has found a back bone ! Obama was so arrogantly sure that everyone would just bow to his messiahship and pass this ridiculous spending bill. But GOP House members and it looks like GOP Senators are telling Obama where he can put this bill !




YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. — A 23-foot, 130-pound python can run but it can't hide. The orange reticulated python, the world's longest snake species, and a second python escaped from a terrarium inside their owner's home in San Luis Obispo on Sunday night. Police quickly warned residents that the snakes, though domesticated, were large enough to make meals of young children or pets.

But both were captured in the neighborhood by Monday afternoon. The smaller python, a 12-footer, was spotted under the owner's porch. The 23-footer was found basking in the sun in a backyard several blocks away. No injuries were reported. Police says the snakes' owner will not be cited. Says police Sgt. Kurt Hixenbaugh: "There is no leash law for snakes."

How can you have a leash law for a pet that is shaped like the leash ? Talk about your REAL snake in the grass ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

900 billion and climbing. Obama's plan is to only stimulate fellow liberals by granting their long wished for spending programs and pet projects by taking trillions from our pockets! So much for change !

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SAN ANTONIO — Buffalo wings for the big game were nearly as unlawful as they are unhealthy for one Super Bowl fan. A San Antonio family called police Sunday to report that a male relative might have been working on a bomb. Authorities described the man as being depressed recently.

But when police arrived, no explosives were found — just an oven the man had been tinkering with before kickoff. “The man had just bought some wings for the Super Bowl,” San Antonio police Lt. Scott Bell told the San Antonio-Express News. “These are not the actions of man about to do something harmful.”

The explosion came AFTER he ate the wings. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

We are watching the reality of the most inept President the Nation has ever had. Unfortunately, we the people will be paying for his bumbles for the next four years and beyond. I just hope the price is not more that we can bare !

Ken Taylor