THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

He orders Gitmo closed. No one wants these scum bags in their state and prisons. The countries where they were captured don't want them. Yet Obama still orders them released. Without a plan or a clue other than making his liberal buddies happy regardless of the consequences. It's going to be a loooooooong four years.



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. - A woman in Palm Beach County crashed with her vehicle into a man on a scooter and then kept driving to make her hair appointment, police said Louise Davidson, 77, was arrested Thursday for leaving the scene of an injury crash, Boynton Beach police said.

Police spokeswoman Stephanie Slater said the woman was turning right when she veered into the path of the oncoming scooter that had the right of way. The man was thrown by the impact onto the windshield and then fell to the road, she added. Police said they later spotted the woman's car after she had her hair appointment. Authorities said the man suffered abrasions all over his body but the injuries were not believed to be life threatening.

Well at least her hair will look nice when she shows up for her court date. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





Coldest weather in history in many places. Expanding polar ice caps due to record low temps. and Obama still thinks things are warming. Then he hires a Socialist to run the EPA who thinks we should shrink our economy to pay for ,"combating climate change." Al Gore is proud. His lies have finally been believed.



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - HAMMOND, Ind. — In a scene straight out of the movie A Christmas Story, a 10-year-old Indiana boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Hammond police say the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in the Chicago suburb were around 10 degrees at the time. By the time an ambulance arrived, the boy was able to yank his tongue off the frozen pole.

I wonder if this kid wanted a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas and if his name was Ralphie ? "If that's the case, I just have to say, "you'll shoot your eye out kid!" - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





More than 170 million dollars to pay for the liberal love fest. Everything from Obama condoms, (yes they actually sold Obama condoms), to Obama flip flops and plates. Then they trashed the Nations Capitol during this supposed, "green," Inaugural. Yet the same press who plastered President Bush for the 2005 Inauguration which cost 20% of Obama's said nothing about anything except the chills going down their legs as their messiah was crowned.



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - BANGKOK, Thailand — It seemed like a good idea at the time: Remove all the feral cats from a famous Australian island to save the native seabirds. But the decision to eradicate the felines from Macquarie island allowed the rabbit population to explode and, in turn, destroy much of its fragile vegetation that birds depend on for cover, researchers said today. Removing the cats from Macquarie "caused environmental devastation" that will cost authorities 24 million Australian dollars ($16.2 million) to remedy, Dana Bergstrom of the Australian Antarctic Division and her colleagues wrote in the British Ecological Society's Journal of Applied Ecology.

"Our study shows that between 2000 and 2007, there has been widespread ecosystem devastation and decades of conservation effort compromised," Bergstrom said in a statement. The unintended consequences of the cat-removal project show the dangers of meddling with an ecosystem — even with the best of intentions — without thinking long and hard, the study said. "The lessons for conservation agencies globally is that interventions should be comprehensive, and include risk assessments to explicitly consider and plan for indirect effects, or face substantial subsequent costs," Bergstrom said.

Take note you environmental wackos everywhere. The earth has cycles and balances that are neither man caused nor man made and when you mess with Mother Nature, you create problems rather than solve them. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up



The Great Impostor. He thinks he's Lincoln, he borrows Roosevelt's failed ideas, he plagiarizes Kennedy's words and he uses Clinton's people. What was it that the Platters sang, "Oh yes I'm the great pretender...."


Ken Taylor