THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The wicked witch of the House, Nancy Pelosi forces through an unpopular health care bill on a Saturday. The new theme song for the Democrat party is, "Turn out the lights the parties over...."






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Police say a 9-year-old boy foiled an attempt to steal his family's car. Malik Medford's mother, Stephanie Medford, left the engine running while she ran into a Charleston convenience store Wednesday night.

A criminal complaint says 32-year-old Jonathan Martin of Sissonville jumped into the car, and Malik grabbed the keys from the ignition. The complaint says Martin punched the boy, who fell out of the car with the keys. Martin ran away and was caught a short time later. Malik's brothers — ages 3, 19 months and 4 months — were in safety seats and were unharmed.

Smart kid, idiot thief not only trying to steal a car but punching a nine year old. this guy belongs under the jail! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







We owe them more than we could ever repay. Thank you veterans for defending our freedom !






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - ENID, Okla. — An Oklahoma couple driving home from church hit an animal — a really big one. An elephant that escaped from a nearby circus collided with the couple’s SUV Wednesday night when it ran across a rural highway in Enid, about 100 miles north of Oklahoma City.


Police say the 29-year-old elephant had escaped earlier that night from the Family Fun Circus at the Garfield County Fairgrounds. The couple weren’t injured in the crash, but police say the elephant had a broken tusk and an injured leg. Authorities say the elephant’s tusk tore a hole in the SUV’s sheet metal.

And I thought running into a cow on a dark road was a big deal - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








No matter how the revisionists try an twist the truth, President Reagan is the reason that the Berlin Wall no longer exists!






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - DUDLEY, Mass. — A Massachusetts town has made it illegal to own more than three cats without getting a special license. Voters at a town meeting in Dudley added language to a town bylaw on Monday night that makes it illegal to own more than three cats without a $50 residential kennel license.

The article was in response to a neighborhood feud over the 15 cats owned by Mary Ellen Richards. The Telegram & Gazette of Worcester reports that one neighbor claimed the cats have ruined his yard. Richards has put her home up for sale and says she plans to move to a "more cat-friendly community."

I guess Meow Mix sales will drop in this community. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







The real results of hope and change !


Ken Taylor