THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

One hoax leads to another. Only the hoax in the White House, has dangerous ramifications.





YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SALEM, Mass. — A man has been arrested for breaking into three cars after police spotted him carrying a suspicious bag he said was filled with his former wife's sex toys. Michael Conway was ordered Monday held on $5,000 cash bail for felony larceny. However, he was detained without bail on the probation violations.

According to a police report, the 34-year-old was seen by a Salem patrolman around 3 a.m. Monday walking around town with an empty bag. An hour later, police saw Conway with a full bag. Conway told police he was carrying his former wife's sex toys. But inside police said they found credit cards, an iPod, a GPS device and a number of other items.

Ok, so maybe he stole the stuff to PAY for sex toys ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Czars, Maoists, and the biggest Mickey Mouse group of loosers led by the biggest losser of them all....B-A-R---A-C-K...O-B-A-M-A !

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up -ANDOVER, Massachusetts — A Boston suburb has some new landscapers that will work for food — a half-dozen goats clearing and maintaining an overgrown public meadow. Under a pilot program in Andover, Lucy McKain's dairy goats will rotate their grazing around the meadow for an all-you-can-eat buffet of grass, brush and other growth.

The goats can clear as much as a half acres (0.2 hectares) every three days at no cost. The fact it's free is important to Andover officials, since money is tight and they couldn't afford the heavy equipment, fuel and labor needed to clean up the meadow. Plus, goat landscaping is environmentally friendly.

My question is, are these Mexican goats and are they illegal goats and do they bay in English ? - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Barack Obama, The Delayer in Chief!

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CHEYENNE, Wyo. — A Wyoming man has been charged with counterfeiting money to pay an exotic dancer for a private performance. Fifty-year-old Rickey A. Kempter faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted. Prosecutors say Kempter hired the exotic dancer for a private dance at the Lariat Motel, and Kempter and the dancer shared a taxi to the location.

The taxi driver called police after they arrived, saying Kempter asked him to hold a roll of $50 bills and he noticed that they looked odd and were not cut evenly. Court documents say Kempter told investigators that he made the bills on a printer in his home, but that he planned to go home and get real money to pay the dancer.

I'll bet the dancer was showing him, "counterfeit," parts while stripping ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The liberal media is in bed with Barry, while Fox tells the truth about Barry. Hmmmm so whose numbers are growing as their audience gets larger ?


Ken Taylor