OBAMA JOINT SESSION WITH CONGRESS DOOMED BEFORE IT STARTS, SO HERE'S SOME HEALTH CARE HUMOR AND A JACK WEBB LECTURE TO OBAMA FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
I know that the title of this post was ridiculously long but not near as long as the last eight months have felt with Barack Obama as President. Tonight he will once again attempt to spin health care into a sales pitch that the American people have already rejected more than 100 times in previous Obama speeches and will not buy into it this time. Health care is dead in the water and with it the Obama Presidency. The people have spoken and Obama has refused to listen, but the voice of the people will prevail in this country.
So just for fun here is a little health care humor I found and also an excellent video featuring Dragnet stars Jack Webb and Harry Morgan lecturing the," one," on what it means to be an American. Enjoy !
HEALTH CARE 2009 – THE NEW PLAN IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now? " Mrs. Sanders pleads. "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
DRAGNET 2009
Ken Taylor
So just for fun here is a little health care humor I found and also an excellent video featuring Dragnet stars Jack Webb and Harry Morgan lecturing the," one," on what it means to be an American. Enjoy !
HEALTH CARE 2009 – THE NEW PLAN IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now? " Mrs. Sanders pleads. "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
DRAGNET 2009
Ken Taylor
posted by The Liberal Lie The Conservative Truth | 12:16 AM
5 Comments:
I haven't the foggiest clue where you guys dug up that dragnet clip but it's probably the most beautiful bit of Conservative propaganda that i've seen in a LONG time.
I'm stealing it with a hat tip to you guys. Keep up the good work.
Greywolfe - I agree, this is one of the best videos I have seen. Feel free to pass it along to any and everyone. The truth must be told and this video tells it excellently!
Ken, I snagged that video from another blogger. It's fantastic! Haven't posted it yet though. I may post it over the weekend.
I see you put the "Ain't Gonna Treat Your Heart No Longer" video up top. It's also a great video. I hope your readers bother to watch it!
Found it originally over at Jo-Joe Politico, now it's all over the place!
RaDena - don't hesitate in posting it - it's too good to keep!
Health care or not, I’m partisan to a president that can lower my taxes and fix what the housing market “greed” created… Just get the job market back up and avoid more scams…including “communism”
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