THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Gitmo closing, terrorists set free and hailed as heroes, Obama calls victory no longer a goal, and CIA interrogators who saved American lives are investigated as criminals. Hope and change no one can believe in.






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - BEIJING — As the reigning table tennis world champion with two Olympic silver medals under his belt, China's Wang Hao almost had it all — except a girlfriend. The 25-year-old was banned from dating until recently, when national team officials permitted his relationship with former national teammate, 23-year-old Peng Luyang, the government-owned China Daily reported Wednesday.

"Both of them are old enough and it's normal," the newspaper quoted Peng's coach Qiao Yunping as saying. Strict control of athletes' personal lives is common in China's rigid state-run sporting system, which grooms young hopefuls in specialized sports schools around the country to become gold medalists, providing them with intensive training and free food, clothes and shelter.

So now in China, Ping and Pong can date, marry and make plenty of bouncing baby pings and pongs. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








No matter how he calls it or changes the way he shows it, whether before a joint session of Congress or lying at Town Hall meetings, the American people DO NOT WANT OBAMACARE.







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - PENSACOLA, Fla. — Police in Florida say a burglar who made off with a man's valuables returned to the home later to snatch what he couldn't carry on his first trip: a 100-pound plasma-screen TV. A Pensacola Police investigator was on the scene when the robber came back hours after the first burglary.

The man who lived at the house, Steve Fluegge, says he was shocked the burglar came back to steal the television. The suspect had left it near a fence in the backyard, but he made off with Fluegge's wallet, watch and video game system. Police and K-9 units canvassed the neighborhood, but couldn't find the burglar. Investigators had left the TV in the yard so they could dust for fingerprints. Police have offered to pay for the TV.

I don't know who was dumber, the thief returning for he TV or the cops who left the TV in the yard making the thief's job easier. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The shine is gone, the glimmer has dulled and the truth is now known. Obama is an incompetent joke who is in way over his head and the people do not trust or support what he is doing.

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - TIJUANA, Mexico — Police in the Mexican border city of Tijuana say they have arrested six men for stealing pieces of the U.S. border fence to sell as scrap metal. Holes in the border fence once were more commonly made by migrant smugglers, but fewer people are trying to cross because of a weak U.S. economy and a crackdown on immigration.

The Tijuana police department says the suspects intended to sell the steel sheeting as scrap. The first two men caught cutting into the fence on Monday. An alleged accomplice was detained Tuesday with 11 pieces of fencing. The U.S. Border Patrol alerted police to three more suspects.

Hey they can have the fence as long as they stay on THEIR side of the border! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obama is crashing and taking the Dems with him. Darn what a shame!!!!!!

Ken Taylor