THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Never before has a President chosen to stand AGAINST the will of the American people. Let him stand where he will because the people will prevail and as he continues to fall no one will care..........except the Obama media whores!






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - PHILADELPHIA — For more than two centuries, the music of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has endured — as has the speculation about what led to his sudden death at age 35 on Dec. 5, 1791. Was the wunderkind composer poisoned by a jealous rival? Did he have an intestinal parasite from an undercooked pork chop? Could he have accidentally poisoned himself with mercury used to treat an alleged bout of syphilis?

A report in Tuesday's Annals of Internal Medicine suggests the exalted Austrian composer might have succumbed to something far more commonplace: a streptococcal infection — possibly strep throat — that led to kidney failure. The researchers looked at death records in Vienna during the months surrounding Mozart's death — November and December 1791 and January 1792, and compared causes of death with the previous and following years.

As history shows Mozart was buried in a paupers grave. That to has been found and they were able to identify Mozart because he was de-composing......get it the composer was....de-composing ! OK so it was corny! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Obamacare - the end of the most innovative and advanced health care system in the world.....the FREE MARKET health care of The United States.

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - INDIANAPOLIS — Forget dignified state dinners and black tie fundraisers — Indiana First Lady Cheri Daniels is having an interesting week at the Indiana State Fair. Daniels threw an axe during an axe-throwing competition at the Timberworks Lumberjack Show on Wednesday. She didn't quite hit her target, but staff members said she's hoping her aim will be better during a tomato toss next week.

On Thursday, Daniels is slated to judge the "Spam Open," a cooking competition for recipes containing Spam. And Friday she'll be an announcer on the Fair Shuttle, announcing stops to riders and pointing out her favorite parts of the fair.Daniels has also tasted this year's odd fair treat — chocolate-covered bacon — and says she was pleasantly surprised.

If thsi Governors wife can throw an ax then this is one Governor who best NOT cheat on his wife!!!!! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Public option, which is actually a government option or Co-op which is actually government controlled that will eventually be paid for by the state and raising state taxes. Either way it is Obama's path to his socialist dream of single payer government controlled health care.







YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - THIBODAUX, La. — As storm damage goes, it may seem like a minor problem, but it's becoming more important to Lafourche Parish Council members: Nearly a year after Hurricane Gustav, the council is getting around to replacing its storm-damaged chairs. Council members say the chairs have been a problem since the storm snatched the roof off the council's meeting place. The council recently voted to buy new chairs at a Wal-Mart.

But they became a more pressing problem after the one Councilman Phillip Gouaux sat in gave way right before a meeting late last month. The council recently approved the purchase new chairs, along with a new desk for the meeting place
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The chairs were cloth covered and allowed to dry in the sun after the hurricane passed. I'll bet that they were not just weak from the damage but stunk to high heaven also. Local government in action....sheesh! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up







A great quarterback on the field but an absolute ding bat off the field. I do have a suggestion for Wrangler Jeans who have Farve as a spokesman. Develop a new pair of jeans and call them the ,"no throw away jeans." No matter how many times you throw them away they always come back to wear again and again and again and again. Just like Farve!


Ken Taylor