THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Hold on to your wallets, Barack Obama is looking for more money to spend and the government printing press is worn out.






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - FORT WORTH, Texas — At first, fire officials suspected that carbon monoxide or some other poisonous fumes might have sickened almost 150 people at a Fort Worth bank call center. What they learned was they were fallen by perfume.

MedStar ambulance spokeswoman Lara Kohl says 34 people were taken to hospitals, 12 by ambulance, after reporting dizziness and shortness of breath at the Bank of America call center. She says another 110 were treated at the scene and released.

A worker told a fire investigator that two co-workers became ill after someone sprayed on perfume. When a supervisor announced on the office intercom that those feeling ill should leave, dozens did — including some from other floors.

Toxic perfume. I've been around people with perfume on that nearly knocked me out. But an entire building ?!?!?!?! WOW - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The American people are ticked and Democrats are trying to spin their way out of it. AIN"T GONNA HAPPEN ! We are ticked and we aren't gonna take it anymore !

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - OAKLAND, California (AP) — Oakland police say a man impersonating a police officer tried to pull over a real undercover officer and was arrested.

Police say 21-year-old Antonio Fernandez Martinez of Oakland was arrested Wednesday in the Fruitvale district after trying to pull over an unmarked police vehicle. Martinez was driving a Ford Crown Victoria outfitted with flashing lights, a microphone and speakers.

Martinez, a convicted car thief, will have his felony probation revoked and could face a prison term. The officer, Jim Beere, says Martinez probably thought he'd be an easy mark to rob.

There is an idiot born every day. This guy covered the gambit for many days - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up









Hey Bubba is Bubba ! This was just to funny to pass!






YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Police confiscated the car and driver's license of a Dutchman caught speeding who said he only wanted to dry his car after he had washed it. The 27-year-old was stopped in Amsterdam driving at 108 kph (68 mph), 50 kph over the speed limit, police said."Because he did not have his driver's license with him, his clean car was confiscated until he produces it," a police spokeswoman said.

Guess this guy didn't pay the extra buck for the drying cycle. - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up








The biggest clunker of them all is the branch who is issuing the money we don't have !


Ken Taylor