THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

According to Obama the socialist stimulus has no pork. Just like a hog farm has no hogs !



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - LONDON — Stop smooching. That's the message of a new sign that went up outside a train station in northern England on Monday. The goal is to stop departing passengers from pulling up in their cars at a crowded drop-off point and pausing to kiss each other farewell.


Virgin Rail says it installed the sign while refurbishing the station after a local business networking group said the place had to become more efficient. But profit margins may have been a factor, too. Virgin Rail says that if passengers want to share an embrace before they part company, they should pay to park their cars nearby where they can kiss all they want.

Parking garage prices - overnight 1 British pound, weekly 10 British pounds, kissing 50 British pounds. Is this the Brits idea of spreading the wealth ? - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




The media said it was the best cabinet in history. Well they may be right. No one stays around long enough to start any trouble. You would think that Obama would ask at least one or two questions before he nominates someone.



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - AMSTERDAM — Officials in the Dutch city of Leeuwarden say the municipal pornography archive is missing and they fear it may be lost for good or stolen.

Spokesman Erik Krikke of the city’s historical center says the archive — which contained photos, drawings and erotic texts with a connection to the city — may have been taken home by an employee or visitor.

“We’re hoping that someone will say ‘Hey, I have that in my attic’ and bring it back,” he said Thursday. “No questions asked.” Krikke said the collection was small enough to have fit in a moving box.

And this is one of the countries that Obama calls an example to the US ? Give the collection a couple of weeks and the Dutch can view it on the web. -YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





Washington, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Jefferson and Ronald Reagan are rolling over in their graves as Obama pushes through his socialist agenda !



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - BRADENTON, Fla. — Police in southwest Florida arrested a man they say let his 8-year-old son drive a van. Police in Bradenton arrested 34-year-old Mark A. Belanger just before midnight Sunday on charges of child abuse and permitting an unlicensed driver to drive.


A police report says the boy hit two trees and nearly hit two people in a parking lot. Belanger told police he’d taken Xanax, used to treat anxiety and panic attacks, and was “feeling woozy and didn’t want to drive.” He said he thought letting his son drive would be a “bonding moment.” The boy told police his father took “liquid medicine” to feel better, pointing to an empty whiskey bottle in the vehicle.

Now the only bonding moment this guy is having is if someone posts bail ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





The only real catastrophe we are experiencing is the guy sitting in the Oval Office !


Ken Taylor