THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

Israel is attacked. Israel is under constant threat. Israel has to stay continually prepared for its defense. Israel always attacked and harrased by Arab neighbors. Israel responds to defend herself. It is Israel's fault. The idot logic of the left and the pro Palestinian lunatics!


YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - SEATTLE — The feds want to seize an antique automobile bought by a Seattle collector because the French government considers the 1919 Turcat-Mery — once owned by a descendent of the royal Bourbon dynasty — to be a national treasure. Charles Morse is ready to return the car. He just wants the $927,518 he paid for it.

Morse was in Paris a few years ago for an annual automobile event called Retromobile when he learned of the Turcat-Mery and later decided to buy it, according to a court document filed by Assistant U.S. Attorney Rich Cohen. "It is a very special car," said Morse, who was reached this week at his Sun Valley, Idaho, home. "It's a one-of automobile with a wonderful history to it. It was built for the Duke de Montpensier, an heir to the French throne.
Special indeed.

The Duke de Montpensier had the vehicle customized on the Turcat chassis by Henri Rougier, a famous cyclist and later race car driver who won the first Monte Carlo rally. When the Duc died in 1924 without children, his wife inherited the Turcat, then married Alberto de Huarte, who inherited the entire estate upon her death in 1958.

In 1991, a French ministerial order classified the royal estate at Randan, including the Turcat, as historic monuments. De Huarte, who was living in Pamplona, Spain, at the time, agreed to the classification. The classification, according to the feds, means French law forbids the export of the Turcat.

Two questions do come to mind. If the car was ,"classified," and so important to the French, THEN WHY DID THEY PUT IT UP FOR AUCTION ?!?!?!. Also if they want it so bad then WHY won't they just pay the guy back for the car ??!?!!? French intelligence SHEESH! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




Ever notice that the question concerning experience for elected or appointed office always involves a Democrat ?



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - MCDONOUGH, Ga. — For millions, New Years is marked by the descent of the giant crystal ball in Times Square. For others, it's a giant acorn or peach. But perhaps the most savory countdown is in McDonough, Georgia, where thousands gathered Wednesday to watch a giant chicken nugget drop into a vat of dipping sauce.

The 6-foot-tall, 800-pound nugget is actually plaster and vat is filled with syrup and food coloring meant to resemble honey mustard, "but it looks real," said Liz Stavely, a manager at Truett's Grill, which hosts the annual event. The crowd was entertained by a fire-eating magician, bungee jumping, a caricature artist and musicians. The restaurant, part of the Chick-fil-A chain, offered free chicken nuggets.

I wonder if you could get that nugget to go ?!?!?! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up






One has to wonder with all of the Chicago machine appointees that Obama has in his administration, how much of the Chicago corruption will end up in the White House.



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CHICAGO — The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The suspect wrote it on his pay stub, the FBI says. An FBI affidavit says a man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read, "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot."

The man got about $400 but left half of his note, officials said. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address. The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bail Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.

Not only is this guy really stupid, but he can't spell either, In his note he wrote, " Be quick, be quit, " instead of "quiet." As Bugs Bunny would say, "what a maroon! " - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





2008 the coldest year since 1935. Snow in places where it has not snowed in more than thirty years. Al Gore and the Gorwellion crowd still yell, "Global Warming, " while freezing their enviro butts off. And they say there is no justice ! HA HA HE HE !


Ken Taylor